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who is Olivier Kemen?

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  1. NoNewsNUFC

    NoNewsNUFC Active Member

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    https://mobile.twitter.com/thespectoview/status/346353417989521408/photo/1
     
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    NoNewsNUFC, Jun 16, 2013
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    http://hereisthecity.com/2013/06/16/vr-newcastle-set-to-sign-olivier-kemen/

    Just some 16 yr old french kid apparently
     
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    NoNewsNUFC, Jun 16, 2013
  3. Keith Fit

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    No different to Yves Moyo.

    Exactly.
     
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    Keith Fit, Jun 17, 2013
  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    this will be another classic line of "well we brought x number of players in"
     
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    One didn't make it in the development squad, this one might. At 16 it's worth a punt.
     
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    Gordonthetoony, Jun 17, 2013
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Graham Carr "Alan I think we should add this kid to the development squad. Very talented, one of the hottest prospects in France"
    Pards "Ok, well you know the French market better than me, lets get him in and we can......."
    JK "Hold your ****ing horses you prize plums. This kid is ****. He is French like that little twat Insomnia. Nah I'm not having it. This is one of those tight calls I was on about. Transfer vetoed by the great Joe ****ing Kinnear"
    Pards "Joe............"
    JK "**** off Alan you scrawny little weasal, you got us in this mess. I'm saving you from your ****ish self."
    Graham Carr "Joe I think you need to at least see him, I'm a respected scout..........."
    JK "Shut up you. You've turned us into a bunch of ****ing fairies like you did your ****ing son!"
     
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  7. Keith Fit

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    Say what you want about JK, he doesn't arf make for a cracking skit.
     
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    Keith Fit, Jun 17, 2013
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I used to crave for us to be a bit more dull. **** it, this rollercoaster where you can't see round the next bend is much more fun. <laugh> Seriously can you imagine if someone had suggested this turn of events 6 weeks ago, you'd have shipped them off to the looney bin. I can't stop laughing.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    All my dreams have come true at once.....<laugh>

    I feel a good season coming on.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jun 17, 2013
  10. Keith Fit

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    Great news that with just over a third of the Summer gone we can finally start to talk about transfers. It's not like anyone else has been busy signing players. Only Liverpool, Sunderland, Villa, Norwich.....
     
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    Keith Fit, Jun 17, 2013
  11. Lieutenant

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    This had me spontaneously burst out with laughter and made me look a right plum in front of my in-laws.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    There are worse incidents to have with your in laws.

    My in law saw my plums on the very first night she met me. I was tanked out of all recognition, and broke her daughters bed getting jiggy with it. She burst into the room and I was lying starkers. I covered my raging boner and jewels but not before she'd got the full show. <laugh><laugh> Not the best way to introduce yourself to the mother. Its quite remarkable to think that 15 years on we are still together and I get on well with her mother. She has never mentioned it to this day.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Never given you the eye?
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <yikes> Now you mention it, maybe its not a twitch and she is winking at me:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 17, 2013
  15. Lieutenant

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    I can't beat that <laugh>
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    We will win every game 3-1

    Guaranteed! <ok>
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    He's French tho
     
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