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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    Fast and train... two words that don't often find themselves in the same sentence in the UK.
     
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  2. newcastleftw

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    Cool story bro
     
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  3. Alfie

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    Hey Skylarker! We'll sell you James Perch £35M - £40M?
     
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  4. newcastleftw

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    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

    They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
    "Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No thanks mate. We aint suddenly got £50 mil to spunk like we did in Jan.

    Cheers anyway <ok>
     
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  6. AH

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    Some of my favourite animals include...
    penguins
    badgers
    magpies
    pandas
    zebras
    skunks
    cows

    I also like pianos and chess boards.

    coincidence?
    it just comes naturally.
     
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  7. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    and jellybeans too!
     
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  8. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    Remember it next time we come to anfield and outsing your whole stadium <ok>
     
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    I want curly hair too, May 31, 2011
  9. overseasTOON

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    Is there something about jelly beans being animals that I don't know?
     
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  10. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    Think you missed that biology lesson
     
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  11. AH

    AH Active Member

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    of course!!

    not seen those jumping beans?
    those little bastards are alive i tell ya!!
     
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  12. Leon Bessi

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    jelly babies are people to
     
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  13. Tiote

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    My hatred for Sunderland
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

    And Dave looked at the driver and said, "My name isn't Dave, it's Rodney!"
     
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  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    I really cant explain I just do
     
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