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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. Its fine, quite a peaceful picture really <whistle>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah right <doh>
     
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  3. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    ****house...
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Spermbreath <ok>
     
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  5. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Its days like today I'm glad I'm not a eunuch.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've had a stay of execution but it is still lingering in the background. I will post on here with before and after pics IF I get it done.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Crucial meeting with the wife this weekend they've discontinued her pill.

    Can't think of a way out of this?
     
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  9. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Was the introduction of anal ever broached :D
     
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  10. Backdoor...? (two meanings)
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not as a long term solution. :D
     
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  12. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    True I suppose: you could only take that from her so many times before the chaffing got to you.......
     
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    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Got a spare room here....... <laugh>
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Merica it is! :D
     
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    If you had any balls in the first place then you'd have this sorted already, instead of getting us to give you a hand...so to speak.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Going to see doctor Friday but I've been told 6 month waiting list. <ghost>
     
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  17. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Don`t worry Luv, i had it done years ago, op on Thursday, playing snooker on Friday, back in the saddle on Saturday. I got a good laugh off the bloke in the naxt cubical when the doctor came round for pre-op check, doctor.."did you shave this morning", patient.."oh yes doctor, i shave every morning" ;)
     
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