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Kill Yourself

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    How would you do it?
     
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    Null, Jun 15, 2013
  2. RebelBhoy

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    Got anything you want to share with us Puddington?
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 15, 2013
  3. Mick

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    Car turned on in the garage.

    It's my single biggest incentive to get my driving license - having to nick someone elses car might be too much of an effort.
     
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    Mick, Jun 15, 2013
  4. Erik

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    Turn up at Dignitas in a wheelchair wearing one of these mong helmets and speaking in tongues:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Erik, Jun 15, 2013
  5. eric cartman

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    In a blaze of glory.

    Sex drugs and rock n roll.
     
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    eric cartman, Jun 15, 2013
  6. Hash.

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    pud youre doing it already without realising it. <lard>
     
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    Hash., Jun 15, 2013
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'd jump in front of a train I reckon.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 15, 2013
  8. Mick

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    Maybe I'm just a big chicken, but having my limbs torn from me and my brain squashed wouldn't be something I could choose with free will.
     
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    Mick, Jun 15, 2013
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

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    It'd be quick and painless though.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 15, 2013
  10. RebelBhoy

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    You ****ing dick. I hated ****s that did that on the tube. Disrupted everyone just for a ****ing show.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 15, 2013

  11. Jip Jaap Stam

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    At risk of stating the obvious, I've not actually done it. And if I did, it would be a freight train.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 15, 2013
  12. BrAdY

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    surprised you can ever get around the tube ya dumb ****
     
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    BrAdY, Jun 15, 2013
  13. RebelBhoy

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    Thanks for the clarification.

    Excellent, a guy who has actually tried it by starving his tiny brain of oxygen.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 15, 2013
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I actually tried to commit suicide once. I was going to take 100 aspirin but after two I felt much better.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 15, 2013
  15. Tina.

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    Drug overdose.

    PM me, MD ;)
     
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    Tina., Jun 15, 2013
  16. BrAdY

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    <laugh>,

    its the quality and not the quantity rebelboi ya *****
     
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    BrAdY, Jun 15, 2013
  17. BrAdY

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    overdose on your anti psychotic drugs?
     
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    BrAdY, Jun 15, 2013
  18. DevAdvocate

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    Never overdose on Paracetamol, if they don't kill you then you will need a new set of kidneys.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jun 15, 2013
  19. RebelBhoy

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    You make no sense. You have taken your gaping particularly badly. It will sting for a while but you'll learn to live with it.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Jun 15, 2013
  20. BrAdY

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    and in the meantime, it's excruciating pain! don't do it
     
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    BrAdY, Jun 15, 2013
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