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One year anniversary help.

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  1. newcastleftw

    newcastleftw New Member

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    Put a bow on your bell end and shove it in here ear
     
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    newcastleftw, May 31, 2011
  2. I want curly hair too

    I want curly hair too Active Member

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    boom



     
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    I want curly hair too, May 31, 2011
  3. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Genuine attempt at help...

    Find out what her favorite 1p sweet is and buy her 365 of them!

    1) only costs you £3.65
    2) It implies you know her well
    3) It shows you know exactly how many days you've been together.

    Works ****ing wonders!
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, May 31, 2011
  4. Chappaz

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    Epic idea.

    Mine and my missus' three year anniversary next year though, so I can't see myself buying her 1095 sweets. I like her as a size six.
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    Do they make 1p sweets any more?
     
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  6. why aye jims eye

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    It was mine and wor lasses 5th 5 days ago. I'm away working but was at York races and won big a couple of weeks ago. Gave her £50 and said spend it on what you like, wasn't even a third of the winnings, mwhahahaha. You know it's love
     
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  7. Cal.

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    Cheaper option is to buy a packet or two of millions, open them, pick out 365 for her, eat the rest, wrap hers up in cling film and give them to her.
     
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  10. The Secret Ingredient

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    got my 4th wedding anniversary on Monday needless to say i won't be taking the advise of things to do on here
     
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  11. ToonSi

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    <whistle>
    There's a story behind that rhyming style tag with its roots in Leeds fest, but I'll not bore you with the details...
     
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  12. overseasTOON

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    Aha! The traditional gift of leather if I recall.

    I kept thinking of something sexy to get her but she ended up with a leather bound business card wallet and a leather bound dinner party diary.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    I don't think you're supposed to place it on yout knee GRB. ( Ahem)
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    With the Company name on?
     
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    I scratched that bit out as best I could and told her that Gogle is a very chic leather manufacturer.
     
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  16. Toon_Tiger

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    Make a scrap book about the year. put pictures in it and stuff, write a few things. pin a few cinema tickets stubs in from when you have been to stuff together ect.

    low cost and guaranteed anal
     
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    Toon_Tiger, May 31, 2011
  17. ToonSi

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    Well, it depends on how well endowed you are...
     
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  18. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Sounds like an advertisement for a bed n breakfast in Boro!
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Hmmm, don't think you get a knee trembler that way.
     
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