Look Out Tina

It's finally happened, the wife and I have split up (can't blame her really).

So I'm on the market, any takers? I own my own home have a nice car, a good job and a 12 " cock. Tina, how are you lovely beautiful woman?

 

****ing two-timing bastard!

 

I thought you wanted us to be a secret. Make your mind up.

 

I'm up for a 3sum boys. It wouldn't be my first time!

 

Me, you and SSK's wife?

 

Do you prefer people pulling out and letting go all over your tits or feeling the warm salty mess dribble out of your boil infested hole?

 

Uhhuh as he's a bit of a whiney ****.

Pm me x

 

the tags dont lie

 

I'll be one then, just need another bloke you dirty fantastic slag.

 

SSK' wife's a he?

 

Listen pal, don't speak to me like that or I'll set cyprussyd on you.

Walnut Whip dick.

 

The worst tags are the ones that tell the truth. You taggers failed.

 

I've been taking pelters today on the tags.

 

Easy gal. I know your pimp, and he won't like if if you've been putting punters off with threats of violence. Cyprussy won't save you every time.

 

You wouldn't want a threesome with SSK's wife, believe me. She wouldn't shot "Oh Oh Oh Ahh Ahh Ahh" she would be shouting "Oh Oh my new bathroom tile sample arrives today". Not worth it.

 

Yes he will!!

 

You just don't know how to **** a woman. Years of drinking has left your dick looking like the last prawn in the factory.

Let me at her. I'll have her moaning like Tina eating chocolate while sitting on top of the spin dryer.

 

Go for it. Good luck. There's only so many colours you can paint a frigid statue's face.

 

Quite frankly SSK, as long as I'm enjoying myself that's all that matters