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The Gervinho signing dedication challenge thread!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, May 31, 2011.

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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Right, lots of us (ahem... Leazes) have said we'd cut body parts off, **** furiously or lick Mike Ashley's poohole if we signed Gervinho so why not dedicate a thread to our most daring Not606 posters who are willing to do something fantastic/digraceful if our Ivorian friend eventually signs?!

    Let's see if this catches on, suggest something you or others could actually do!

    I'll start us off...

    Myself and some friends/volunteers (as many as possible) wear the FULL new Toon kit with Gervinho & his number on the back of the shirt and spend a few hours one weekend running up and down Northumberland Street as if we'd just scored a goal.

    I **** you not, I'd be well up for that. I'd get The Chronicle involved too <ok>

    Any other suggestions?

    You're all welcome!
     
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  2. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    Haha yours would be amazing if you managed to get loads of people doing it, sort of like this:

     
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    Run on the pitch naked and punch tiote in the face when gervinho scores his first goal.
     
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  4. Mr Wonderful

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    I'd be less suspicious of Ashley's incompetence... that's about as far as I'm willing to go.
     
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  5. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I suppose i could sleep with Girlzilla...
     
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    Tiote would catch your fist and crush it to a fine powder before you even get the chance to touch him.
     
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  7. The_Darkside_Of_The_Toon

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  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Im scared.

    I am auctioning the foreskin...
     
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  9. ModernEpic

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    As a Northern Irish fan I will run up and down the falls road in Belfast with a Rangers top on. That outta cover the dumbest thing i can think of.
     
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  10. overseasTOON

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    What's the reserve price? I might get in at the end...
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    If I get that for a quid It'll be a snip.
     
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  12. Cal.

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    I might have an extra biscuit with my tea.
     
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    I will get the same haircut as Gervinho and keep it for the season. As a pasty white Scotsman it won't be a good look!!
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Ain't no party like a Cal house party!
     
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  15. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Oh dear oh dear <laugh>

    Pity rep! That was awful <laugh>
     
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  16. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    £20

    Decent price, although I doubt I will see any Tottenham fans bidding...
     
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  17. ModernEpic

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    WHEYYYYY WHAOOOOO!!!
    lol
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Actually I used to be a circumcisor and it wasn't a bad job.

    £200 per week and got to keep all the tips.
     
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  19. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Wooooo party at Cal's house!!!!
     
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    If he signs we all play soggy biscuit
     
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