Sharted in the Tunnel club few years back ... wiped my arse wi ma skants and flushed them doon the bog - which flooded. Got out quick style and continued bevvying whilst watchin some wee fanny who worked in the club having to go in and clean the bog (by fishing my dirty skants out!!!!).
****in Dutch ****s. Of all the matches, that was the one I fancied to be in the bag the quickest (and not just because they kicked off earliest), bunch of ****ing MUIRS.