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One year anniversary help.

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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Mine would have to do with cheese and ham Paninis
     
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  2. biggeordiedave

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    Don't know about you mate, but I wouldn't be putting it on my knee.
     
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    biggeordiedave, May 31, 2011
  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    you know what I meant
     
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  4. The Secret Ingredient

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    you smooth ****er <laugh> ..................good idea though
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    I'll let you know the results :)

    'Romeo Must Die' is a chick flick; right?
     
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    overseasTOON, May 31, 2011
  6. Colly NUFC

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    Wonga.com! Payday loans to leave you even more skint next month!
     
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  7. Cal.

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    Only 4214% APR! (That's the actual rate, not an exaggerated rate...)
     
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  8. Quendo

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    The plan so far:

    Begin the romantic 24 hours with a 4 pack and a portion of chips.

    Once half cut, Chauffeur her to Tesco with the money fleeced from father to pick out a 'chick flick' involving the death of a Shakespeare character. Not forgetting the all important bag of popcorn.

    Once finally home, sign her up to a football discussion forum and proceed to letting her pleasure my knee for the remainder of the evening.

    On it, like the bonnet of a car.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    Go into Anne Summers a rob a pair of paper panties so that's 1st anniversary sorted and dinner!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 31, 2011
  10. The Secret Ingredient

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    you forgot the roofies <doh> and her mate


    try on here plenty of free stuff to do on it <ok> http://www.newcastlegateshead.com/
     
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  11. biggeordiedave

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    Pot noodle and microchips is the ideal meal for any romantic situation.
     
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    biggeordiedave, May 31, 2011
  12. simonbh7

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    No woman could ask for better!!!
     
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  13. Donkey Toon

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    Should be a law stating that companies like that have names like LoanSharksAreUs or GangsterFinance.com

    They bring in laws to protect people from credit card interest they can't afford yet let companies like this advertise on tv (despite the fact the credit card rates are miniscule in comparison). Unbelievable! Rant over.
     
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  14. Donkey Toon

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    And who said romance was dead? :cheesy:
     
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

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    Put her on the streets for a couple of hours, that should fetch a few quid.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, May 31, 2011
  16. Beardsleymagic08

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    Baldy
    What sort of a man would let his other half do that
     
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  17. MagpieMuzz

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

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    A skint one...<laugh>


    It's like the fella who sent his missus out on the streets and she came back with £53.50.

    He says " Which misreable bastard gave you 50p "?

    She says " All of them "
     
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    Taking mine out for a meal on Thursday for our year anniversary!
     
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  20. overseasTOON

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    We had our 5th wedding anniversary this year and the wife booked the restaurant.

    She's paying for the 6th, 7th and 8th!
     
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