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Man calls police to complain about prostitute's looks.

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  1. gas

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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh>
     
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  3. LEROY FER 10

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    A friend told me, <cough> the photos in the phone boxes are not the people you are calling, you have to make a decision when you clap eyes on her to go through with it or make your excuses and leave...
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Some birds should be investigated by Trading Standards though. The ones who wear push-up bras that give the illusion of big tits, when they are actually a B-cup at best <steam>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 13, 2013
  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I've covered this subject before (padded bras etc)

    It ****ing riles me so it does. Think you've pulled some bird with big tits and then get her cloths off to reveal ****ing midgy bites.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jun 13, 2013
  6. Alf Hooker

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    saggy tits scandal
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Also there's burds that look pretty good with their slap on and then ye see them in the morning withoot it <yikes> I just shagged that <yikes>
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <Tina Joke Content Missing>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    [Tina joke redacted]
     
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    Gorillas in the Mist syndrome <ok>
     
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  11. ScotlandFanMuir

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    That top one <yikes>

    I'd sook her brother off just for a sniff at her pants.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That wee blonde bit is a stoatir. She's no built for conversation, cooking, cleaning, or bringing up weans. She built purely fur shaggin. <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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