The Shed Fred

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This is not the the level of decorum what we is used to on the fred

 

That's what happens when you start letting women post on the fred

 

I fink people of a certain age shouldn't talk about past sexual encounters as my dreams are now haunted by some fat gay Welsh gooner in a rubber suit

 

Is that cause dreams express our innermost hopes and desires

 

That's just an ordinary day at work for me . . .

 

That's ****ing right mate.

What you going to do about it?

 

Spurs disciple dreams of a ticket in the Matty Harding end...

 

I bet the ****ing washing up 'aint been done, the carpets need hovering and the ironing board is still in the cupboard. ****ing lazy cow.

Women....KNOW YOUR PLACE

 

Oi, don't want none of them up my end pal

 

It seems Robbie is the one dreaming of Matty's "end"

 

I wouldn't want any of them near my end either

 

Well you'd never notice they were there as they never make any noise do they

 

You may not notice, the rest of us would

 

Sorry SD we don't let in riff raff and the Mathew Harding end.

 

Spot on, dishwasher once a week, carpets do need hoovering but I'm moving house so will leave that a few more weeks till day I leave, after all what's the difference between an inch of dust or 6 inches of dust, (yea I know the difference between 1 inch and 6 inches when needed) and what the **** do I need an ironing board for as I don't even have an iron.

 

I ain't doing nufink

 

I asked my missus what she wanted for her birfday.She said she wanted a watch.I said "Why the **** do you need a watch when there's a clock on the cooker"

 

I haven't even changed the time on mine from when the clocks went back/forward it'll sort itself out in the winter. Lazy cow, me , yep you bet.
PS did nobody ever tell you a woman is much more use in the bedroom than she ever is in a kitchen

 

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