Things must be bad. I went to a lecture on Austen this evening. I thought it was going to be about motor cars instead it was about some woman called Jane who lived in Southampton ages and ages ago. I think she wrote books that women like or something as there was only one other man there and he was looking bored as well. The best part of the evening was the tea (in a cup and saucer) and biscuits. It got me thinking that if Nicola wants to get more support through the door perhaps in any extension plan he should have a special section just for women fans. There would be loads and loads of cubicles in the lavatories, the seats would be covered in fluffy pink fabric, after the match one of the players would have to go up in just his shorts and talk to them about the game, half time tea would be served in bone china tea cups with saucers, the seats would have built in heating elements because ladies always feel the cold, there would be a mums section with extra room for pushchairs and sockets for baby bottle warmers and there would be large baby nappy changing rooms with free nappies. I am sure there are other things that could be included if I thought a little more about it.
Yes he is. He played on the same team as my son. He deserves everything he gets in life because he is totally dedicated and shows what seriously hard work can bring. Just been transferred to Bath by the way.
Godders, when the lovely Mrs Godders returns from a her holiday to Lesbos or whatever exotic island she is visiting, you should ask her to take you to Chawton. This is where Jane Austen's house is and it happens to be in the same village that my Father lives in. Maybe the two of you could share some tales in the little tea shop my Dad frequents for his Sunday lunch while Mrs G enjoys the tranquility of the Austen house. My goodness, the thought of you and my Dad together; my good character would be pulled apart.
Good time to redecorate, I think St G should go for a nice deep red bordering on purple in the drawing room.
