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One year anniversary help.

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  1. Quendo

    Quendo Member

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    Fellow not606er's, i cry for help.

    My one year anniversary with my girlfriend is coming up and i have NIL MOOLA til next Friday. Brilliant, spontaneous, budget ideas for it anyone? Other than going down on her. That's non-negotiable.
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    I.o.u
     
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  3. TheLittleGeordie

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    Sorry thats all we've got
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    Seeing as the traditional first year anniversary (for a wedding anyway) is paper; you can kill two birds with one stone.

    Take her to the chippy for the romantic dinner and she can keep the wrapping as a gift.

    Voila. Gift and meal out equals a good night for you!
     
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  5. biggeordiedave

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    Borrow some money?
     
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  6. Cal.

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    On that morning don't mention anything to her about it, ask her if you can lend a fiver, go to the shops and buy a 4 pack, drink them on the way back and on the way pick a partially trampled flower for her <diva>
     
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  7. why aye jims eye

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    High Five?
     
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  8. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Dine and dash. Just tell her wait outside while you pay and she will never know.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Beatski

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    get her an account on not606 <ok>. or are you not at that stage of commitment yet?
     
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    Enter her back passage.
     
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  12. Donkey Toon

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    This sounds like the sort of thing that those Loan Shark companies advertise for on tv at 3400% APR. "Too many bills this month ..."

    Tell her you are skint and that you will have to do something on a modest budget. If she is too shallow to accept this then you know she probably isn't worth sticking with.
     
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  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Buy some popcorn and a dvd. Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket place on knee
     
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  15. Quendo

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    This was a possibility until i started this thread. you will however be pleased to know she now proudly wears a Toon shirt with Tiote on the back after i made her watch the toon arsenal game on MyP2P haha.
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

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    get some roofies invite her mate over (you know the one you'd like to give one) slip the roofies in their drinks dah dah anniversary present and fantasy can both be ticked off the list

    failing that try here bound to be something http://www.newcastlegateshead.com/

    edit as she'll have no memory of the events lie your bollox off and say you wined and dined her also state you have no idea why her asre hurts
     
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  17. Quendo

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    hahaaa that old chesnut.
     
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  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    if it works
     
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    Why not cook her a meal. It does not have to be anything special, or even very edible. Just make sure there are candles.(Not to eat obviously). This is to be accompanied with a "chick flick" DVD for her to enjoy. (if you can't affotd to buy her one then just rent one, or even better if you can borrow one from a female friend/sister)

    The fact that you have made an effort will give you loads of points and will no doubt get you lots of sex!!!
     
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