I think it's safe to say that you have well and truly bitten mate!! (Not like me to be a little mischievous, but that's just my mood right now).
On the subject of teas and coffees.... Pretentious people and their pretentious skinny lattes with cinnamon sprinkles. By Christ, how long exactly does it take to make one of those damn things, and why is it always me that gets stuck behind one of those bell-ends when I'm in a hurry to catch a train? In fact, the prefixing of 'skinny' in front of anything gets my goat. Skinny muffin, my arse. It's a muffin. It'll be full of carbs. If you're watching your weight, have a black coffee and chew on a stick of celery, you fat munter. People in coffee houses that don't listen properly. "Please may I have a simple 'black without' and that is all I want". "Milk and sugar?" "No, I'm one of those old fashioned people that like my 'black without' without milk and sugar". "Will there be anything else?" "Grrrrrrr...!" People for whom you make a tea or coffee. "How do you like it?" "Oh, as it comes". "Here you go then". "Oh, do you mind if I have a little more milk.... and do you have any of those sweeteners?" Oh, and those ugly old crones that resemble the Wise Woman in Blackadder, that insist on addressing you as "my love" or "me ducks" at the end of every sentence. "Can I help you, me ducks?" "That'll be £4.50, me ducks." "There's your change, me ducks." "Have a nice day, me ducks". Quack ****ing quack. Double-Oh: people behind tills who, immediately after serving somebody, look directly at you as you're next in the queue, and ask "who's next, please?" or "can I help?" It is quite obviously me and if you can't help then you're in the wrong job. Treble-oh: being addressed as 'buddy' by some spotty youth waiting the tables in somewhere like Frankie & Benny's.
Typical col, bringing out the failsafe standard reply when he realises he's been found out. I take this quote as the utmost compliment. This subject between us has reached its conclusion......
You must've been stewing all night on those uber! Ha ha.. This has got to be one of the threads of the year. On the same line as Double - oh, till staff in pound stores saying "that'll be £3 please", when you hand over 3 items, as if you're too stupid to understand the concept of the shop!!
For me it is the people who come on here during the season moaning about everything QPR. the players we signed, the players we didn't sign, players we sent on loan and the ones we didn't. players earning too much, players not trying, manager(s), owners, referees, our lack of luck, inability to score from penalties, giving penalties away, not winning, not even drawing. then moaning about relegation, Barton, Tarbs et al. Then what happens, some moaning b******* starts a 'pet hate' thread so that you can start moaning about other things. Then what do I do? Moan about it. Must be a QPR syndrome.
Oh hipsters, I ****ing hate them. Pretentious pricks. Hipster glasses too, has anyone told them they look like dicks for wearing them? Fanbois Coffee houses Small yappy dogs, have you noticed its only the small ones who yap all the time? the daily fail, sorry uber PC (not the computer) The fact this country is so overpopulated
I'm with you on this one. I'd be surpised if a quarter were used at any one time. While we're on the issue of parking spaces, multi storey carparks that lose a whole level for people who can't be arsed to wash their own car. Do it yourself so that I don't have to spend 47 minutes going round in circles before settling for the space between a concrete post and some twat's unnecessary 4X4 that he can't park properly.
extend this to sunglasses being worn when it's either not sunny or infact dark. the clue is in the name you bellend.
Being behind someone at a red traffic light then when it turns green they take for ever to get going. It is a red traffic light! At some point it is going to turn green. Can that really be a surprise to some people!!!
My friend did that and hit the person in front and then blamed them for not moving quick enough and yes, it was a female. They have countdown timers in other countries so people are ready and it helps congestion.
Amazing how often it happens and I always think how selfish it is because the person at the front is always going to get out. F*** the people behind eh Jack!1
Other drivers that don't acknowledge you after you have given way to them and other drivers not acknowledging me when I acknowledge them for giving way to me! If that makes sense! That's just so fecking rude!
Drivers who don't know that they're supposed to give way when there are parked cars on their side of the road. Drivers who don't give way to traffic coming from the right at mini-roundabouts.
I rented a basement for many years in Dublin city centre. The ground floor offices above were often left unattended. People traipsed down the stairs, knocked on my door and asked, 'Is this the place upstairs?' A pause, and then my reply, always the same, 'No, this is the place downstairs.'
quite a lot about driving on here to wind people up all these driving frustrations can be put down in one word women
What annoys me about mini-roundabouts is when you approach one that's been put where a T-junction used to be and the traffic coming from the right that intends to go straight on fails to slow as it nears the roundabout. Whilst it is clear that one should give way to traffic on the right, this surely should only apply to traffic ON the roundabout itself. Vehicles not on the roundabout should effectively give way to traffic that is on it, which means if I pull out onto the mini-roundabout, the guy approaching it at 40mph, but is 50yds away when I do, should jolly well slow down and refrain from sounding his horn and gesticulating wildly at me. He's a **** and his car is inferior.
