The Thread of Couting, Jesting, Guessing AND DOOM

Rules:
1. You HONESTLY count up the number of things that apply to you, then post it. Do not reveal which ones apply.
2. You may then hypothesize about anybody else's, but cannot press for answers.



01. I have seen someone fart at work
02. I have punched a horse in the face
03. I have shouted an obscenity at a football match
04. I have had sex in a public place
05. I have had sex at a football stadium
06. I have been arrested
07. I have cheated on my partner
08. I have had a genuine Tashgasm at Newcastle United related news
09. I have watched porn with someone else in the house
10. I have read 50 shades of Grey
11. I have recorded over or deleted a TV program someone else wanted to watch and blamed it on technology/the dog/aliens/the other person.
12. I have been sacked
13. I have been promoted
14. I have licked a dog
15. I have owned a hamster
16. I have bought a Newcastle United shirt and had Shearer printed on the back
17. I have been banned from Not606 (or one of the boards)
18. I have a neg rep vendetta against one or more users on Not606
19. I have been asked for ID when being served alcohol/tabs/games in the last 3 months.
20. I have had a crush on one of my friend's parents
21. I have backpacked through Europe
22. I have a degree
23. I have seen an Away Newcastle match live at the away ground
24. I have never watched a game at St James' Park
25. I have always believed Space aliens exist and are preparing to attack us
26. I have faith in Pardew as manager
27. I have kissed a girl
28. I have pleasured a donkey
29. I have met my all time favourite Newcastle United Footballer
30. I have got drunk before going to a Newcastle game
31. I have walked in on my parents going at it
32. I have had an STI
33. I have my own house
34. I have been declared bankrupt
35. I have been escorted from a club by security
36. I have a mental disorder
37. I didn't like Die Hard
38. I have more than 17 teeth
39. I have been in a fight and won
40. I have won a raffle
41. I have been to more than 10 countries outside the UK
42. I have done something nice for someone (cannot be a partner or hopeful partner) for no other reason than being nice in the last month
43. I have learned another language (bar English) suitably to hold a conversation in it
44. I have been pregnant
45. I have lost more than £100 in bets in one day
46. I have been naked in front of a stranger
47. I have rejected somebody's sexual advances so unnecessarily vigorously it made them cry
48. I have a hair-piece
49. I have supported another club over and above Newcastle United
50. I have lied about myself in the last 2 weeks to somebody
51. I have been called the wrong name, but decided not to correct the error
52. I have had a season ticket
53. I have a tattoo
54. I have herpes
55. I have faith in a particular religion
56. I have been divorced
57. I have one kid or more
58. I have killed a man
59. I have blonde hair and blue eyes and would have been fine in Hitler's Germany
60. I have kissed a member of the same sex on the mouth passionately

 

I guess all 60 apply to you.

 

16

 

15 - what a boring bugger I must be in 'Gandalf world'

 

Pleasuring a donkey certainly isn't boring Obi

 

Are they all long-eared donkeys when you two are finished with them??!

 

Who cares? we want to know whether you scored more than 50.

 

27

 

I'm in awe!

 

27?!?!?! Did that stranger who saw you naked really deserve to be beaten to death with your hamster?

 

Nah. A modest 18 for me.

 

Yes, because she has a mental disorder and had just been sacked (for kissing another lass at work) by her boss, who then farted.

 

Just been back and double checked my score, guess what it's 28, missed one out lol.
Please note no animals were hurt during the making of this score.

 

All that must have made the bankruptcy and imminent Alien invasion really tough to take!

 

Guess it's now 29, seeing as l had not counted supporting NUFC as tantamount to having a mental disorder.

 

It certainly explains why she got the tattoo of her punching a horse.

 

Good point. That pushes me on to 16.

 

30.

I can't even begin to think what that actually means.

 

That if you'd only watched Newcastle play away and had kept more of your teeth, you might have scored 32?

 

How did you know my real score?