Friday night at the Coed.

Nooooo. Then again Demi & Scarlett have been taking a lot of my time up.

 

I've got a Samsung Galaxy Tab 2. Half the price of an Ipad and just as powerful

 

Better still just confiscate the daughters iPad for your own pleasure

 

Good one Dilli, but god i'd get grief from her.

 

Why has never got his daughters nickers on?

 

Their sweet bands.

 

They're on his head too PGF

 

Funny you should say that Dill.

Many years ago my mate was having work done on his house by the local authority. His wife came home from work early one day and one of the workers had her knickers on his head Needless to say he had the sack

 

Bloody daughter has taken her iPad off me. So now have to use my iPod. God it's difficult to type something on a small keypad, with fat fingers.

 

How have you got fat fingers ? You're a bloody shortarse, what are you man or hobbit ?

PGF, was the bloke sacked a poster on here by any chance. Sounds a lot like FFS

 

Yep, I need a bigger keypad.

 

There are so many compare insurance company sites to choose from these days. Does anyone know a good compare the insurance comparison sites site?

 

WTF Dilli you complain about me and burgers and then mention the most heinous of religions - Insurance Agents!!!

 

Sounds like him, but no - it was another town. FFS would have done a dastardly deed with them....

 

This one for you musty, you still drinking xxxx musty

 

You might need the old type writer if u got fat fingers bigger than I/pod Neveroffside

 

Charger arrived!! So back to normal tonight. Might even have a rancid knob tonight to celebrate.

 

PGF had got a rancid knob, or so I hear

 

All up and running again. Now I know the girls have been slacking recently so I'll start cracking the whip tomorrow night.

 

Do any birds in here lap dance while eating a rissole ?