When my Missus had our second, I asked the nurse to put an extra stitch or two in afterwards. Apparently, that's not very funny
Same as but the doctor asked how tight I wanted it? I grabbed his wrist and squeezed it until his hand went white and numb and said 'that tight'
Men JT still to be captain...bold assertion early on from JM... Having a chat with Torres when he comes back from the Conf Cup, Lukaku to stay, Ba to go apparently... It's all go
Ba is my favourite name for a footballer I've booked tickets for the Emirates cup and i'm taking my 4 year old grandson to his first ever game
0-0 bore draw at the Emigrates after 72 mins, Cym nips for a piss and takes the nipper with him Comes back. 6-0 to L'Arse.
They send him to the toilets when they're a goal down and the emeroids. I reckon they're taking the piss.
please log in to view this image And you reckon this ain't you? Even got on your match day strip. ****ing living image.
Oi watch it, a Chelsea gueezer burd is allowed, but thought I'd post a pic of me just in case, and I even put me teef in as special occasion