Friday night at the Coed.

Good for you Never, I haven't started mine yet due to the fact Lumber's ladies have eaten it all

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Topless Darts anyone?

 

No thanks they're all fat bastards with man boobs

 

Well if thats all that's on offer I'll have a game of snooker. You break Dill........

 

Ok, who's ripped the cloth on the snooker table?

 

It was Dill. Had two pints of Mouldy and missed the white completely.............

 

Bloody typical. Bet he was stretching and slipped, use the rest next time.

 

He was using the rest - as a cue

 

Ah that explains it. Thought he was trying to take a shoot while necking a pint, as this to Dill is a trick shoot.

 

shall we invite viking jock for a pint and a frame or two

 

I think he'll trash the place, jump on the stage and rape and pillage the ladies - he'll fit in well

 

Too true

 

Viking never popped in even though we got a pint in for him

 

He did pop in Dill, but saw you drinking his pint

 

He must have shoot off to get the rst of the Viking hoared. You're on his list Dilli.

 

Won't be in tonight laptop battery on it's last legs 4% left, no charger. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...... Hope it turns up tomorrow.

 

But one you tight fisted sod

 

He can't buy one Dill, he's spent all his money on certain privileges and 'extras'

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Back on, nicked the daughters ipad. Might invest in one.

 

Is that right Never, what Valleys saying ? Wouldn't surprise me to be honest you do look the type