Winner of the Week 17

This is a ****e award. It's like winning Britain's Fattest Man. Incidentally, Pud's been...well, you know the rest.

 

Just like knighthoods, MBE's, OBE's and all that ****e even if I were awarded this I would refuse it.

There are millions of starving children around the world who deserve it more than I.

 

Jealousy is such an unattractive trait.

 

When ER and ST unite to criticise the award you know it's worth winning gambol

 

They reek of desperation, old sweat, and mouldy semen.

 

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One must rise above. Its what makes us winners. Obviously its rude to be presumptive but I was wondering, once Ive won it for the third time do I get to keep it ?

 

I'm afraid not. As the inaugural winner I already own it. There can be only one inaugural winner.

 

Thems not the rules inaugural-inshmaugural

 

The inaugural winner makes the rules. Thems the rules says I.

 

Naw.

 

Surely its for Jip to decide the rules....he is a moderator after all

 

I have made my statement.

 

no problem your holiness

 

sooky basturt.

Jip! It was rogue who was slagging aff yer new motor. Ah didny.

 

am i not the boss this week ? i thought whoever was not606 champion made the rules

 

Fur **** sake. What bit of "inaugural winner" are you failing to understand you thick ****?

 

the part where jenny slid down bobs cock but didny suck it

 

I see.