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The Shed Fred

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by - SW6 -, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. crocarno

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    When my Missus had our second, I asked the nurse to put an extra stitch or two in afterwards. Apparently, that's not very funny
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Same as but the doctor asked how tight I wanted it? I grabbed his wrist and squeezed it until his hand went white and numb and said 'that tight':cool:
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    Men<ok>

    JT still to be captain...bold assertion early on from JM...

    Having a chat with Torres when he comes back from the Conf Cup, Lukaku to stay, Ba to go apparently...

    It's all go<ok>
     
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  5. goonercymraeg

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    There were still small patches of snow on the mountains until last week <yikes>
     
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  6. Robby202

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    Its is for Ba <laugh>
     
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  7. goonercymraeg

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    Ba is my favourite name for a footballer <whistle>
    I've booked tickets for the Emirates cup and i'm taking my 4 year old grandson to his first ever game <ok>
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Lets hope he wears that nice blue jersey he wore on Facebook <whistle>
     
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  9. Drogs

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    And last ever trophy <laugh>
     
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    0-0 bore draw at the Emigrates after 72 mins, Cym nips for a piss and takes the nipper with him

    Comes back.

    6-0 to L'Arse.

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Robby202

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    They send him to the toilets when they're a goal down and the emeroids. I reckon they're taking the piss. <laugh>
     
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  12. Robby202

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    Ginge <ok>
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Robby, meet you at usual place on Saturday, get the beers in <grr>
     
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  14. goonercymraeg

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    Are you two still frequenting the same gay bar ? <whistle>
     
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  15. King Ossie64

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    No, I don't think so Cym only he said you were the only gay in the village. <laugh>
     
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  16. goonercymraeg

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    I don't live in a ****ing village so go and **** yourself you big pile of bulldog pooh <grr>
     
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  17. King Ossie64

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    please log in to view this image


    And you reckon this ain't you? Even got on your match day strip.

    ****ing living image. <laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. angelordevil

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    Oi watch it, a Chelsea gueezer burd is allowed, :emoticon-0135-makeu but thought I'd post a pic of me just in case, and I even put me teef in as special occasion

    Women+Chelsea+Pensioners.jpg
     
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  19. SpursDisciple

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    I can't believe you are a Sergeant.
     
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  20. angelordevil

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    Why not, believe me I've had many a man stand to attention
     
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