Dining Out

Remember the Jimmy Stewart film with the giant imaginary bunny?

ST's favourite.

 

Harvey

 

Which coincidentally is his boyfriends name

 

She was out yesterday trying on wedding dresses....bought one for £1550 First shop she went into <mugMUIR>

 

Ditch her now.

Save yourself a lot of aggro and money.

 

**** sake ...

 

Or just gie her everything ye own right now. Save the hassle of it later.

 

Bitter?

 

Aye.

 

Naw, he licked her ...

 

I don't even remember how much the flowers were.

I just remember her telling me and me goin:

"Whhhiiiiitttttttt. How ****ing much? For something that grows out of ****e???"

 

I did not lick her. Ah ****in hated her.

 

Pud's big on the puns today.

 

Hmmm...

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-e...hine-hill-body-id-hunt-goes-uk-wide-1-2961912

 

"I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

 

Aye.

 

If only.

Nah, we actually got on rather well after we seperated and then divorced. Bumped uglies a couple of times. Then she turned funny after she met some new bloke who didn't want her talking to me. Hivny seen her or spoke to her since.

 

Is that the one whose tits you paid for?

 

Aye. Got use out them for a few years tho

 

but now someone else is making deposits on yer outlay, man.