People who try to interfere with nature and pretend to understand it and think its all cuddly. Parents who talk for their children on a permanent loud speaker barking orders then answering their own questions ... Same with people who don't have children so do the same with their dogs or cats German car drivers who seem to think they have privileges at the lights ... Until they meet a Saab of course that learns them! Sports Direct store layouts English bank holidays Corporate power games and jargon Chelsea supporters
vacuum sealed plastic packaging with requires a razor sharp implement to get into identikit British High Streets - same shops, plate glass frontages everywhere, character free tedium Little Englanders
The nihilistic hysteria and shameless hypocrisy of the British tabloid press. People who use the phrase "UK PLC". They can all c*ck right off as far as I'm concerned.
Good call re Sutton as I walk through there a lot ... on some nights the high street has to be seen to be believed! however I like the Tapis place called Uno I think
Over the top yawning, people who piss on toilet seats and my mrs singing to a song on the radio. The last one truly gets on my tweed. And Danny Dyer.....wottamassivecunt.
Like many town centres these days, it's gone to ****! Went to my home town not long ago (Camberley) for the fist time in a long time & let's just say it will be my last time in a long time!
The Asda (or capital of Sutton as I call it) is horrid and epitomises the area. West Sutton is nice mind.
People that walk 2,3 or even 4 abreast along the pavement and never think to part or go single file when someone approaches, they look at you as if you should walk around them even into a street with busy traffic!!! Grrrrr Trick is when approaching them slow down and the sea parts most of the time
Yep, Sutton runs Croydon close! However, watch this space as Croydon is about to be transformed by a new Westfield. It is a big ask to transform it but it could just happen!!
As a tradesman, being offered a cup of tea and getting a half full cup brought to me! Would it really hurt to tip that kettle for 3 seconds longer?! Grrrrrrr..... Also the OCW group(one cup wonder), who offer you a cup when you arrive then nothing for the rest of the day. While I appreciate the offer of said cup, it leaves me with a tricky dilemma. Do I bring my own tea stuff in from the van, which could potentially upset the customer. Or slowly die of dehydration, while waiting in hope of another tea to quench my thirst??!! Especially when they're doing f**k all but facebooking all day! Either make tea all day or none at all....... RANT OVER.....
Litterbugs (why carry a heavy liquid-filled can miles to a beauty spot, and then drop the empty - and hence light, compressible - container, rather than carrying it back to the hole you left?) Child/Cheeky Monkey/Little Princess On Board signs in cars. So you've reproduced? Get over yourself. Drivers who don't indicate or do lane-hog. Ignorant twats who should know better (like the one had words with on Sunday for using an ancient monument as a football kicking wall).
This is cathartic... ALL coffee shop chains - Starbucks, Cafe Nero, Costa etc etc - with their stupid approximations of coffee in gallon cardboard beakers and people hanging around in them all day. Why the **** do we need 15 of these bins for every town centre? The near complete disappearance of old style hardware shops (like the Two Ronnies 'fork handles' one) with proprietors who knew their stuff. Recycling rubbish. Principle is fine, but I'm 99% sure it all goes to landfill anyway, but my rule bound conscience forces me to separate anyway....
1. People who go to the trouble of picking up their dogs **** only to tie the bag to a bush and leave it there...WTF! 2. Andy Townsend 3. Facebook - or w ww.gloatygloatylookatmelookatmearen'tifuckingfantasticandinteresting.com 4. Grimsby 5. Cyclists that cycle two abreast or think red lights and Zebra crossings don't apply to them 6. Sunday motorbike riders - you are all going to die eventually if you ride like that. 7. All tabloid newspapers 8. The New Xbox - cant play preowned games WTF they can stick that right up their arse. 9. Sky - who i pay what seems like a stupid amount of money two only to end up watching any decent fight on some ****ty stream on my laptop. 10. The tax systems. Not got a problem with paying it just its the most overly complicated bastard of a system i have come across 11. The 5 day working week - Why can't i work longer days and have a 3 day weekend. oh **** i could just go on and on
With you SB on the recycling as I can confirm that most of it does ... I live with a yoga Mrs DT who smacks me hard if i don't do it and shouts Naughty House Dobby ... while i'm at it Yoga is full of total idiot wasters who spend most of there days posting useless new world messages on Twitbook direct from lunch at the very coffee piss houses you mentioned. ****ing idiots who say just popping out to get lunch at Pret A Manger which was grown to it's current illusion on money from Macdonalds. Organics
on the bloody money: 6. Sunday motorbike riders - you are all going to die eventually if you ride like that. ****ing fat morons with clean leathers and fake race bikes with white boots who all ride the same line break too early into corners and get enraged when they get overtaken by an old motocrosser on a KTM
