Well Ive ventured to the shop an bought a chicken which I am now roasting.. I also have quite possibly the worst smelling wind ever.. Poor bastards in the shop.. I floated one in the queue.. Then turned around an give an old biddy a look so she would assume I thought it was her who produced such a vile smell.. Which was nice..
The coach leaves at about seven in the morning so, depending on how much restrain I show, soon after that. I asked my bro in law to get me some cans for the journey, Bass red triangle I said. So he gets me sodding Old Speckled Hen. It's 5.5% the bloody idiot, perfect for drinking with breakfast. I bet Liverpool hope Swansea tomorrow, it at least gives them one opportunity of a game outside England next season.
evening ladies Well in a fit of depression I went on line today and bought the below after seeing it on Something for The Weekend http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CiOQ62BzL._SL500_AA300_.jpg which was nice
Aye, well I'm sure you won't give a hoot by 8.30 if you drink that at that time in the morning. I once went on a trip in Germany with some lads to a military museum & I was drinking warm becks at 7am. ****ing grim. I vowed never to do that **** again. Sure you'll have a good day but I'm like you - looking at the bigger picture of Tuesday morning... Eugh... It's quite funny sweats, I bought a ready-cooked chicken in Tesco yesterday, straight off the hot counter & as I was paying, I thought some dirty prick had dropped his arse. Turns out it was the chicken - in little wafts, it does smell like air biscuit. Tunns, what the hell IS that?
Foo You like ya gadgets, have a gander at this http://www.firebox.com/product/3592...one?aff=1721&gclid=CI2D6tTqjakCFQUe4QodfmkjkQ
Bollocks, having an Old Speckled Hen now. Just so there's less tomorrow really. It's been a long time since I did the beery footbal coach trip, I'll making sure I buy a litre of water too. Not for health/hangover reasons but so I've got a bottle to piss in. The last time I can actually recall doing this was the 1985 cup final. Pouring piss out of the skylight and it running back in and dripping on people's heads. It's been the train or car since then. Constrcrere, cheers for getting my joke. Obviously went over the heads of these thicko mates of mine. Foo, there's a band I'm sure you'd love, you should check them out. Does it offend you, yeah. They are a bunch of horrible cretinous ****s, the name is just so apt as yes, you do ****ing offend me. Yeah.
Tunns, I love the idea but the colour would stand out like a dipper at an opera in my house. Does it come in any other hue? Tags, I would fully back you if you ever decided to assassinate that band. Just give me the coordinates to the kill site & I'll be there with an unmarked transit & a blow torch. They sound like utter motherfuckers. I remember the 85 final well. I was watching it with my dad & favourite uncle who drove his HGV 60 miles out of his way & parked it outside our council house on a ridiculously narrow road so could watch it with us. Poor fella is no longer with us but he was a top man who loved United & his Sunday afternoon ale. Nicest bloke you could wish to meet. Proper old school Salfordian & hard as nails but you'd never know it if it wasn't for word of mouth. Just kept himself to himself. Norman Whiteside. What a ****ing player that was. Beast.
Loved Norman... What is this band chops was goin on about? Have I missed something? Wouldn't be the first time...
Think they're called 'does it offend you, yeah', sweats. Just a little nod to one of my pet hates - the 'yeah?' at the end of a sentence.
I saw them at Reading one year, I say I saw them I merely wandered into the tent they were playing, stood in slience - 10 seconds later I turned to face my girlfriend with a blank expression on my face, she looks back equally expressionless, shrugs her shoulder and simply asks "Drink?" I just nod and we vacant the tent.
Ha ha, yeah I can imagine that Tunns - I once went to Glasgow Green & went to the bar when the headliners - Oasis - came on. I'd already seen my boys, Teenage Fanclub & those irrelevant ****s provided me with hassle-free boozing for an hour. Cheers monkey boys...
Wonder how the Tagmeister's day went? Hope he was a lone voice singing our national anthem with great beery gusto! Anyone see Blatter's press conference today? That **** needs a bullet (or 30). What a complete and utter prick, I hope he keels over of a heart attack with his big, fat, sweaty glutonous face buried deep in a bag of money and the used condom of a ladyboy hanging from his greasy, spotty cack-pipe. The fat ****.
I'm feeling remarkably fresh all things considered. Great day out, good to see so many there and it really is a big thing for them. I'm finding it hard to belive that United and the rest will be down here. Nearly twenty sodding years I've lived here and finally there will be some top class football. Cracked my first Speckled Hen at about 7.30am and was on it fairly steadily throughout after that. Now I know whey coaches are not the best travel to Wembley, nowts changed it still took four hours to get to the M4 and was an arduous journey back. Got in the house at 1.00am, ****ed.
So, today is the day 606 goes. Cheerio. And Paul Scholes too. I'm glad. He would have sullied his reputation with another year and goes out on a high. Ok we lost on Saturday but still won the league whihc ia alway No.1 priority in my opinion. It also shows that we now have to buy in CM considering that both he and Hargreaves are gone and Giggs can't really cut it week in week out at the position, if these players aren't replaced it would be suicide. Should be an interesting summer.
Hope scholes gets a testimonial.. I think he will be remembered as one of the greats to grace old Trafford .. Sneijder isn't looking likely now.. Didn't he commit his future to inter last week? Ashley young looks a done deal.. Also Rodwell is being mentioned again.. Good day yesterday then?
Sneijder was always going to commit his future before the cup game, now that his season is officially over a lot of things can change on that front and there is still every possibility of signing him. Ashley Young is currently between LFC and MUFC with both clubs tabling the 15-16 million pound asking price. I for one do not want Young, I think he is a waste of money.
I'm undecided on young.. I wouldn't object to signing him .. Though with nani park an Tony seems a pointless buy, though there is talk of nani leaving. Sneijder is the player we truly need an someone like schweinsteiger ..
