Once upon a time

We have to get this bloke to meet Dai

Viking, take a trip over to the Cardiff board, there's a bloke over there you'd like to meet. A real charity case in need of some spiritual guidance and some words of wisdom from yourself, he goes by the name of John Hughs, easy to spot he's the most illiterate one on there

 

Bloody hell this idiot must be on something, can we deport him to Cardiff or something ?

 

I've just bought a crate of beer in lads, who wants one..................

 

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Ok, ok, where to start.

Viking,
Which English leader do you believe to have been murdered?

You realise we are mostly Welsh here right?


Take more water with it mate

 

I'm on my 2nd pack of pork scratchings already

 

Is he from Northern Europe? Does he know that "we're all going on a European tour, a European tour, a European tour............". Perhaps we can doss in his house for an away leg

 

I've got it boys.
It's Bayram Tutumlu!

 

Come on in Bayram, nice to meet you....we'll give you a few beers, tell you a few facts about the Swans ...and then tell you to **** off back where you came from

 

Im still trying to work out what the **** this dude is talking about !!

He must be one of those Vikings that wear the Horns on the INSIDE of his helmet....

If any thread should be made a sticky surely it has to be this one ??

 

What came first - the horn or the helmet? ooh err.........sounds painful

 

And tonight ladies and gentlemen, by special permission from The Coed, our very own Salma Hayek.........

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As I am saying, I'm not really a fan of the way you go about yourselves. As you demonstrated again when you created a panic mob from basically nothing on the bosses summer holiday.

And as I pointed out, this mob, is like a child who thinks it won't get the whoping it deserves. Always the grownups have to take the blame from your tantrums and the hurt they cause.

Well its you, right. you are the problem, not all the leaders that you constantly blame. So whats wrong with you.

 

"So whats wrong with you"

My piles play up on weekends and I've got erectile dysfunction. Apart from that I'm in good health Jocko, thanks for asking. Howz it 'anging with u mush?

 

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And my back hurts first thing in the morning and last thing at night !

 

So your not a fan of the way we go about ourselves then.. oh well, easy come easy go

 

You realise you can get cream for that dont you PGF

 

Mr. Tutumlu/ Viking knob jockey

We are the believers, the dreamers of dreams. We are Swansea City.
Swansea City's saviours, not it's problem.

If there is a problem for Michael Laudrup in his role as "leader" of Swansea City it was created by idiots talking ****e to the press.

That idiot Tutumlu was obviously doing so in order to put pressure on the board to cough up more money for the likes of Aspas in a bidding war with Liverpool.
Which would soon enough see us in the ****.

 

He's off about the riots in London a couple of years back. How many shops did you loot Norway

 

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