It's my first time there, believe it or not, in two weeks time for my wedding anniversary. What sort of activities outside of prossies, dope smoking and Anne Frank are there to get up to?
Pool and Heineken ,they play on tables with huge pockets and have funny rules, they scrape the foam from the top of your beer and the waitresses all speak perfect English. I never bothered with the whores but enjoyed the punk . You can buy grade A skunk in London now so pretty pointless now.
Dam square 2003 bag of lovely yokes and Tiesto giving a free concert for some reason or other about 10,000 people out of our boxes ... good times. Bad times when the black fella chased us up the road with a machete ... good times being so stoned we were laughing at the thoughts of becoming amputees
Taking your misses there is like taking a packed lunch to a restaurant. Send her off for a Spa weekend with a friend while you go to the Dam, get totally wrecked and catch a social disease
The advantage Amsterdam has is untainted pot and prostitutes operating on their free will Otherwise it's a poor holiday destination
