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Are you happy with your lot in life?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 10, 2013.

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Are you happy with your lot?

  1. Yeah, I'm happy

  2. I'm broadly happy but a new job would be good

  3. I'm alright but my job and wife/husband/partner does my tits in

  4. Things could be worse but I'm striving for better

  5. Meh, so-so. I've got a bit of a wee willy, though

  6. I'm beeling with everything

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Serious question.

    Being ambitious is important but, if you were asked how satisfied you are with your lot, how would you respond?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 10, 2013
  2. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    3 Healthy amazing kids ,an easy job and hot Mrs.. An extra 20k a year would be good but i can`t grumble.
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 10, 2013
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only thing left for me to do to complete my life is to mount Tina.

    Then I can die a happy man, or retire to a sunkissed island somewhere, whichever comes first.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 10, 2013
  4. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Still doing nothing for you?

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    Tina arouses your little lipstick more?

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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 10, 2013
  5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Gambol has a blind date fetish

    And since he's never seen Tina ...
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jun 10, 2013
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Plastic **** is our Pam.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jun 10, 2013

  7. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I would sooner shove my member into this than Tina

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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 10, 2013
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I think you may be onto summat there. Av never had a blind date.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 10, 2013
  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Not really. I live in a caravan in the middle of Aberdeen, and to make matters worse some miserable old **** stares at me every time I put the washing out or have a ****.
     
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    Erik, Jun 10, 2013
  10. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    :bandit:.
     
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    Tina., Jun 10, 2013
  11. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I'd tell you to mind your own business.

    Absolutely shameless, the lot of you!
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 10, 2013
  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    In my mid-forties and suddenly realising how important time is.

    That extra half an hour of a morning, if you can grab it, before you start work just plodding about the house. It's priceless.

    A weekend free of work, doing the stuff you enjoy. I'm currently an 8/10.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 10, 2013
  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It is what it is. The only time I worry is if something is up with one of the offspring really.

    Dort, you seem a little down, stay away from those books <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 10, 2013
  14. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    For me, the best way to fill a spare half-an-hour is watching 'Captain Abercromby' or 'Bug Alert'. Two cracking mid-90's to early-00's kids programmes <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jun 10, 2013
  15. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Shut it, old man.

    And ram your neg rep up yer hoop <grr>
     
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    Tina., Jun 10, 2013
  16. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Look, he's in a mid life crisis

    Be easy on him
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jun 10, 2013
  17. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'm 22. TWENTY-TWO.

    Nae chance I'll get it up, not with all the other ****e up there. GIRFUY, Fairclough.
     
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    Erik, Jun 10, 2013
  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 10, 2013
  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Happy as larry. Could not be happier
    <bullet>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 10, 2013
  20. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    After being dropped by my girlfriend a few days ago out of the blue and not talking to her since after we talked everyday...

    Absolutely **** <ok>
     
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    BrAdY, Jun 10, 2013
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