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Sess to magpies? surely not

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Woody, Jun 7, 2013.

  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Quote is from 2008.
     
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  2. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Thanks but no thanks. The lad is a talent but he is not what we need. Also, Parpoo would turn him into Kermit the Frog or some other muppet :(
     
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  3. Nads

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    ****ty, unheard of nomark website concocts controversial tale to attract attention.

    Why not find some good stories instead, people will then read long term.
     
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  4. Poyet's Eleven

    Poyet's Eleven Well-Known Member

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    Clearly a credible website. Guess we'll have to start looking for Sess' replacement

    Any ideas? Thomas Muller from Bayern Munich for me

    (Yes, I AM joking)
     
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  5. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    How about putting in an offer for Cisse as he won't be wearing their ****ty coloured, offensive logo'd piece of rancid bog wipe top next season? Maybe he'd be more comfortable with a pro-Africa logo on his chest? Maybe a £4m or £5m bid would do the trick easily for the cash strapped ****bags up the road.




    See, we can all write horseshite articles but that doesn't mean they are true.



    Ooops. The Cisse not wearing their top next year is. Lol
     
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  6. Brian Storm

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    You know what Cest? I was gutted when they signed Cisse, really thought we missed out, now i've seen him play. Wouldn't have him, think there's better for cheaper. He'd cost us about the same as Fletch but fletch is twice the player. The stats prove it.
     
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  7. Nads

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    Why stop at Mueller mate, we may as well get Ribery, Goetze, Pele, Maradona & Eusebio while we're on.
     
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  8. Poyet's Eleven

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    Should get Lewandowski in as well, he's been going on about how he wants to join his dream club, we all know that he means us. Won't be easy for him to dislodge Graham though
     
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  9. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha that has to be my favourite quote from a so-called news article ever "Basle's Dutch winger Jerson Cabral". He's not dutch, he's not a winger, and that's not even his name. What the actual ****. Please tell me he doesn't get paid for this.

    EDIT: It seems like he did consult google - he just got to the wrong player. Seems he assumed it was this chap lol

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerson_Cabral
     
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  10. Brian Storm

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    ha ha! <doh>
     
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  11. Cest Advocaat

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    I agree. Ba was a class act and still is a top EPL striker. Cisse was and is a 10 minute wonder who scored a lot of quick goals, including the mother of all flukes against Chelsea and was suddenly the best thing since sliced bread. Last season he was rank. Fletcher has now consistently done it at 3 different EPL clubs and had he remained fit till the end of the season, would have had 15 goals with ease in what was a very poor club season.


    I wouldn't swap Fletcher for Cisse for anyones money but of course, we all know Fletcher isn't good enough to get in their team anyway. <laugh>
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    that's camel ****.
     
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  13. QWOP

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    Fletcher is a top player and Scottish to boot (makes him instantly a hero for me) but two out of three clubs got relegated under his stewardship up front and the other very nearly did. I can only deduce that he is a jinx. Keep him away (or send him to Liverpool or Villa)!
     
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  14. murray out

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    Tbf marra colloccini, Taylor, ameobi and Jonas were nearly relegated twice with the same club, stay clear of colloccini? I don't think so
     
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  15. Brian Storm

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    You need to come back with better than superstition mate. The fact that he scores in poor teams shows he carried them (and he carried us this season) but that only goes so far, one man can't make a team. With quality around him he'll flourish mark my words. Hopefully we'll give him that but if we don't I can't blame him for moving to a bigger club. He's good enough to be a consistent 20+ season striker if playing in a top half team. Watch this space.
     
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  16. QWOP

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    The season we got relegated, we probably would have been unable to give him away!
     
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  17. QWOP

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    I was not being serious!! As a Scot, I have nothing but admiration for him (check my post history if you can be bothered. I backed Cest with this lad being a good signing). He probably would get 15+ goals in some teams and probably would have with you had he not missed 10 games of the season (this is a guess, feel free to correct me).
     
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  18. Brian Storm

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    This one's from June 9th 2013
    "Playmaker Stephane Sessegnon, 29, wants to leave Sunderland. The Benin international has been valued at £8m by his club, with Champions League qualifiers Marseille said to be interested in buying him." - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/
     
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  20. Cest Advocaat

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    Its all over the Sunday People with Alan Olivier reporting it now.


    I know I'm in a minority over this but I'd take the £8m and invest it in players that can have a full season impact not just every 4 or 5 games. Sess is undoubtedly talented but for me, he hasn't made that much of an impact at SAFC in the 3 years he has been here and we seem to struggle to justify finding a place for him. It upsets the balance of our team to accommodate him imo and I'd sooner see a proper playmaker, winger or more importantly goal scoring striker brought in for the money.

    I'll get pelters for this but its been my stance for many months.
     
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