Guy survives being mauled by a lion

[video=youtube;4fk8tvbcWdc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fk8tvbcWdc[/video]

 

That's the sort of situation where you'd hope the smell of **** that would be emanating from your pants would put the ****er off.

I must admit, he looks remarkably calm.

 

That 'cage' doesn't look particular steady, there's even a dog crawls in ffs.

 

Isn't the fact that there's a cage with a ****ing big lion in it a sign that you shouldn't go in there?

 

probably a west ham fan lol

 

The best way to pacify a male lion is to **** it off.

But don't do this if the female is around.

 

Show him some of mindy and Medro's threads on here - that would send him to sleep in seconds

 

I wonder what the mane course will be?

 

Another useful tip, right up there with the nugget about great white sharks and how you should punch them on the nose just before they eat you.

 

That **** certainly hurt his pride.

ffs

 

Yep, everyone knows that is bollocks.

Obviously the best way to keep a shark at bay is to rub Olbas Oil into its eyes.

 

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Just got to read between the lions mate.

 

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Sounds great, what next?

Maybe remove your clothing so that you're more palatable for said bear?

Or run like **** maybe? Climb a tree? Cry?

 

some unconventional cpr going on there, they certainly aren't following vinnie's advice.

 

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