dunking chair

As i'm a highly intelligent chap who prefers being solitary watching documentaries, last night i watched with eager and anticipation as the adverts finished up and my show started, i was gleaming and foaming at the mouth by this point

It was about medieval torture devices,

My favourite being the finger crusher and the fabled rack, now te dunking chair should be set up on the thames and used for all these criminal ****s.

Do you want to know how the dunking chair works?

 

no

 

This

 

How else would you know how such mechanical engineering works?

 

By dunking people I would suspect.

 

ten points

 

Into what my good sir?

 

Tea. What else do you dunk into?

 

On a chair.

 

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Your comment takes the biscuit.

 

A giant pot of tea able to fit pc pud on a chair into? If so then thats perfectly plausible

 

I'm just hob-nobbing with brady.

 

That's Rich (tea) coming from you

<bestICouldComeUpWith>

 

You have the green (eyed monster) tea ..

I'll leave now

 

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for Advocate, is there a D Advocate looking for a taxi?

 

That would be best

TAXI for Brady

 

Great minds

 

Anyway, you see the problems in our relationship all started with.............................

 

Am betwixt laughing and crying here.