Dawson "scored" from a corner, everyone celebrated etc. Then 5 minutes later the commentators realised we hadn't scored and it was actually disallowed.
I watch country file whenever it's on but not that ****e. Bradbury every time. OLM hates her, the weirdo.
Countryfiles class too but you cant like a bint who has marginalised John Craven. Obviously i'd still do her but she'd have a blade under the piller like her in Basic instinct. Not to be trusted Bradbury. Michaela's like a little angel with chipmunk cheeks
And therein lies the difference between you and I Chazbury. I live life on the edge, you go for the safe option. I'm a risk taker, a chancer. My motto in life is inspired by Lemmy, " You win some, you lose some. It's all the same to me" If I'd spent the night with Bradders and woke up minus one bollock because she'd sliced the twat off during the night I wouldn't bat an eyelid. It would have been worth it. Serious question; When was the last time you followed through ?
I did say i would still do her!! I would just have to have her hands tied and employ the one handed chazz throat choke-this one's for JC i'd say. Had a dodgy moment in Tenerife last week. Sunk a fair few on the afternoon, carried on on the night and then had the all you can eat Chinese buffet followed by more beers. Let one go on the stagger back to the apartment and it was wet.
Fair play. A heart warming story of a geezer pushing himself to the limits of blokishness. You knew you was on thin ice but pushed the boundaries, hats off. One more spring roll and it would have been a full on blevvy I reckon. That would have gained you more respect mind.
Ahh but i did nt tell you who i was drinking with on the afternoon. This will get me more points. Guess Go on guess a beer to anyone who gets it
