Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Her first film of note was the fantastic film......Leon

 

Shotgun Emilia Clarke

 

Nah mate, we've got a GoT brocode, we all pass her around.

 

I guess that's fair. The brocode must not be broken. Can't think of anyone else to shotgun though. Any ideas?

 

Ahhh Leon. Nope, never heard of it. Just looked it up and it has Gary Oldman and Jean Reno in it.

 

You could go for Ygritte if you wanted to stay on the GoT front? She's pretty hot. I mean, Margaery is better but I'd be overcome with jealousy.

 

Hmm yeah, she does have something about her. Everyone likes a hot ginger! All this GOT talk has reminded me that I need to get watching the latest episode. Annoyed with everyone loosing their minds about it and not knowing what happened. Time to find out!!

 

My baby smiled at me for the first time today. Quality moment.

 

I think I actually prefer Ygritte to Margaery, they're both gorgeous, mind.

 

If by type you mean Jewish, then I should probably be offended or something, however it also means I get Mila Kunis so I'm on board. Guess I'm Jewish.

 

If you get offended you're racist, it was positive stereotyping, that's fine apparently. Like how I find Asian chicks hot (which was something that made me laugh out loud in Archer, we're on the same wavelength).

 

Imma shotgun Ellie Goulding and Zooey Deschenes (or however you spell her name).

 

The dude who interviewed me today was very interested in my surname. Positive stereotyping works very well for me. Yeah the race jokes in Archer are amazing.

"Lana you're black...ish"

"Ish?!"

"Well what's the word for it Lana? You freaked out when I said quadroon!"

"Imagine that!"

"You imagine it!"

"BOTH OF YOU IMAGINE SHUTTING UP!"

 

It's all been great so far

How'd your interview go?

 

Not bad. Pretty nice guy, laughed at my jokes. I hate that "what's your biggest weakness?" question, and after all this time I've never been able to come up with a decent answer. Definitely found that interviews go a lot smoother if I just show up unprepared and improvise my way through it. Stressing over them beforehand just adds unnecessary nerves.

 

Oh I hate the what is your biggest weakness question as well. There's barely any way you can answer that question without it being cliche.

 

I see Paris Jackson has attempted suicide. Very sad when the young feel so unhappy and helpless.

 

What kinda job is it?

 

Don't think it help how she was brought up as well tbf.

 

They're financial advisers. I'm still not entirely sure what the exact position I'm applying for involves, but I think it's basically starting at the bottom of the ladder with the potential to move up if they think I'm any good. They'll probably start me off with pretty menial office work.