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How far have you come?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013.

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How far?

  1. 0 - 6 inches

  2. 6 - 12 inches

  3. Al ower a fayse like...

  4. Sock breaks the fall...

  5. I have no penis, are you mocking me?

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Luckily, this isn't some dull **** about your career or 'life in general', oh no.

    I want to know how far you can ejaculate... No, i'm not on the turn or owt but simply want to know what sort of distancies you guys and gals have managed to 'chuck thy muck'.

    I haven't done any research as such, this being my first quest for knowledge within the realms of non-porn sites <cool>

    So, tape measures on the ready... take your time - and then just let us all know.

    Ta.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dunno. What is the distance between a vagina and a womb?
     
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    Gambol, Jun 4, 2013
  3. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's better to be able to 'chuck it further up her' as indeed, the sperms do have quite a swim on their... tails before they reach the promised land.

    I don't know the distance either... sorry.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  4. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Worst Post Ever
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jun 4, 2013
  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You're going to have to recalibrate your scale. With the aid of a finger up the jacksie, I could stop a charging rhino at 50 paces.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jun 4, 2013

  7. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    You flick your mothers fanny batter Bespoke<cool>
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jun 4, 2013
  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Nice!
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  9. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It is made-to-measure I must say - she instructed over many years so i'm pretty good these days.

    Love you.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Are they dancing feet?
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  11. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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  12. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    That's lovely, darling.

    Did you do that yourself?
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  13. LEROY FER 10

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  14. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I know.

    That's at least one thing we have in common.

    <hug>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  15. LEROY FER 10

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  16. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Ah wid.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  17. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I think you're being a little harsh on yourself there.

    I've seen worse. <ok>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 4, 2013
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I hit myself in the face once :(
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 4, 2013
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    - SW6 - Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    And so it began...
     
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  20. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    But how far did your sperms go?
     
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