I am a master at Filipino chicken wing and corn with butter & black pepper with the standard 100% prime steak burgers with pickles & Edam, YES Edam grilled just before entering the bun. I`m a plump **** me
The last BBQ I attended was at Dennis Waterman's house. He was celebrating his 80th birthday, and I was invited because, at the time, I was his daughter's agent. About three hours in, Rula Lenska turns up and starts throwing her weight around. There was gin poured into the swimming pool, a burger squashed into the face of Janice Long, and a spray of relish across the bonnet of Dennis' Austin Maestro. So, being the peacemaker, I waded in and brought Lenska down with a blow to the tit. She scrambled up and proceeded to grab a beer from Paul Coia's hand; she smashed the bottle and stomped towards me, jabbing and cursing as she came. I dodged one lunge, then another, before kicking her squarely in the ****. Her wig fell off at this point and, while she was distracted, I managed to bring a potted Mugho Pine down onto her head. Everyone cheered me as I walked away to the gazebo for a well deserved hot-dog.
