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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. brb

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    The news stories unfold as a white man's version of OJ Simpson. Money, sport and the added mix of a white boy in South Africa. The only difference being as I see it is that if found guilty Pistorius is unlikely to cause any possibility of civil unrest.

    I expect if this had been an average black civilian in South Africa, he would have been locked up or stoned to death without the blink of an eye...

    [video=youtube;8AIRGnIZiEA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8AIRGnIZiEA[/video]

    http://mg.co.za/article/2013-06-03-north-west-cops-shocked-at-video-footage-of-mob-attack?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm inclined to agree, even a ****e ride from a looker provides ample bragging opporchancities and some kudos, whereas shagging some howler monkey only brings scorn and derision from your peer group/mates.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    not really. a burd was biting my cock once. I had to tell her to stop.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Was she biting the helmet?

    Biting or nibbling the shaft is acceptable but teeth going into the helmet or nuts is unthinkable.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    biting the helmet. she was about 40 so she has no excuse. she was steamin' right enough.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <laugh>

    I got a severely rough ham-shank from a wee darling back in the day and she ripped my banjo-string.

    Had to go up Stobhill for a reattachment op. :(
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Is that where the microsurgery centre is? :huh:
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I ripped my string years ago and the doc told me just to let it heal itself <confused>
     
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    I tried to let it heal itself but it was agony. Went to the docs and they sent me up to hospital. Still got the bell-end scar too.

    #badge of honour
     
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  11. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I don't get how Pistorius isn't guilty of something, even if you believe his version of events.
    Heard a noise in the night and shot the **** out of his toilet and someone died. That's got to be some sort of negligent homicide, at least.

    What did he think that the non-existent burglar was looking for in there, anyway?
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    The big man's legs must be worth a fortune - I'd nick them <ok>
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Who would you sell them to, though? Pretty small market.
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    The **** my wife ran away with <wah>
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You'd have no chance of catching the ****er then, though.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In my opinion good looking wimmin don't tend to try as hard cos they're good looking and they feel it's up to you tae gie them a proper good rattlin. It's like they're doin ye a favour by lettin ye ride them <laugh>
     
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    I've always found that the more attractive the lady, the better the ****.

    Perhaps it's psychological for me.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's probably cos am a right ugly **** and they are, in actual fact, doing me a favour.
     
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