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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Bleh.

    Can life really be that bad for someone people?

    We'll exclude ER from this conversation because he lives in Aberdeen.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

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    If she was that depressed, surely the correct course of action was to bring joy to millions by debasing herself as a porn star?

    Selfish cow.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Was she really depressed or was it a chokeyflick that went wrong?
     
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  5. Null

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    Depression is a mental illness...

    I doubt she just killed herself because she felt a bit ****.

    To hang yourself is not done on a whim...
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    Make sure you have a strong rope Pud. <ok>
     
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  7. Null

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    I'll do it by coke induced heart attack...
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Agreed.
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

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    No suicide note? Time for the conspiracy loons to do their bit.
     
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  10. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    No doubt that she was about to unviel that the Mumbai attacks were orchestrated by a cabal of the CIA/Israeli/MI5 as Pakistan had proof that the lunar landing were faked.
     
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    You better watch your step younv sonny me lad!!
     
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  12. Hugh Briss

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    I'm having visions of doing her up the ****-box...

    Is that wrong?

    I realise she's dead, but my thoughts were provoked by the live image of her... so that's alright.

    Phew.
     
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  13. Mick

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    You always get the same hackneyed responses to suicide; 'selfish' or 'sick' or 'needed help'. Maybe she was in perfect mental health which gave her the clarity of mind to become aware how pointless, in the grand scheme of things, her whole existence was - and which also allowed her to make the perfectly logical decision to speed up the process of not existing anymore.

    But aye, I wid('ve).
     
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  14. LEROY FER 10

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    Partial to a bit of Punjabi necro` eh Mick? Say no more<laugh>
     
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    Remind me never to ask you for therapy if I'm feeling down ffs <yikes>
     
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  16. Mick

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    I'd have you on the first plane to Switzerland matey <ok>
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

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    When you say "have you", what do you mean exactly?
     
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    Aye.
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

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    Actually current research suggests even a mild inconvenience is enough to deter most suicides. Most then don't bother trying again.

    She's a stupid cow.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I wish you were that lucid.
     
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