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I haven't pumped a black lassie but I did get a gammy off a black girl once.

She was the only black girl from her town and I'm not mentioning the town in particular as, being the only black lassie from there, it's not too hard to deduce who she is for certain folk on the forum :bandit:

The gammy was class - in one of the old phone boxes in George Sq after a gig I'd played in with my guitar in its gig bag occupying any spare space in the phone box with my fellow band members in a motor on the double yellows tooting the horn to get me on with it.

I can blow my muck even when the pressure's on <ok>
 
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I got pished after starring in a Black Minstrels performance back in the early 2000s and had it off with some fat Mancunian munter. Woke up the next morning with &#8364;20 stuffed between my fake boobies.

It's no wonder I gave up drinking.
 
Come to Maryhill - you'll find every colour of skin you can think of. There's even some tasty Chinese shopping in Lidl's.
 
Only ever had a blowjob from a black burd ...

Shagged a chinkie, a paki and an indian.

Shagged a French, spanish and german burd but never a tally.

Want to shag a cuban burd but seeing as I only go there wi the wife... cant see that happening - PS Also, as I'm married - I dont cheat.
 
Only ever had a blowjob from a black burd ...

Shagged a chinkie, a paki and an indian.

Shagged a French, spanish and german burd but never a tally.

Want to shag a cuban burd but seeing as I only go there wi the wife... cant see that happening - PS Also, as I'm married - I dont cheat.

Get a new thread on the go - Who's cheated and been caught

Pud's clearly too good at it :bandit:
 
Never done a black bird, prefer the Latino looking ones.

Though there's a fit black bird working in the barber I go to, bit of a looney though, has a swastika tattooed on her hand.
 
Never done a black bird, prefer the Latino looking ones.

Though there's a fit black bird working in the barber I go to, bit of a looney though, has a swastika tattooed on her hand.

<laugh>.