have just bought a Ford Fusion from me. I'm covering my son's garage this week as he's on holiday in Egypt. I'd say they were in their 50's, fae Cambuslang, both tiny wee ****s, one was camp as ****, kept eyein me up. Anyway, got talkin as you do and it turns out the **** that's gien me the eye got dry bum raped at a party and this was them oot spendin the criminal compen. Hated shakin their hawns, they were aw clammy 'n sweaty. ****s! They're pickin the car up on Monday. Thank **** ma boy will be back by then. I hate Joe Public
Did you pick that FACT thing up off a teenager on 606/Follow Follow Rocket? Next you'll be telling me I'm a "S4d n00b" or something similar.
Dunno if it is a fact or not, but I imagine that if I heard a guy using that word, in the boozer or at the fitba for example, it would raise serious doubts about his hetrosexualness
Imagine walking into The Louden or Bairds and hitting out out with "Methinks" You'd be erse 'n necked right oot the ****in door - and rightly so. Venom's a wee ****.
I prefer to think of myself more as an intellectual who is completely happy and secure with his feminine side. Rather than a closet case suffering from an occurrence of middle-aged latent homosexual panic such as yourself Rocket.
Aye, someone told me "Charlie Don't Surf" but I told them they were talking ****e; he ****ing loves the internet.
Frank is our resident fitness guru. He shows up tells us not to be such fat, lazy bastards then disappears off to Follow Follow again. He can't be bothered with here because he reckons there is no banter anymore.
