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Worrying Times Indeed

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The UK state education system churns out many human beings who could be described as borderline ******s.
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Cheese comes from a plant <doh>

    Do you want to see the only cheese that comes from any plant?

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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Heard about this on the radio news this morning.

    The one that flabbergasted me was some kids thought fish fingers came from chickens - despite the word "fish" in the name of the food.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Additional factoid:-

    You do get cheese from plants. Thistles have a'cheese' inside the bulbous part at the top of the plant.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    The next thing they'll be telling us is that humans are descended from aliens.
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Didn't know that.

    **** eating thistle cheese though.
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

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    We had a cheese plant, no cheese on it though.

    It isn't up to schools to teach kids about everything, the fat lazy slob parents ought to make some effort.

    Edit: a cheese plant:
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  9. Shameless

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    The survey is flawed, ie: here is a tofu cheesecake;-

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  10. Shameless

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    <laugh> there are ambiguities everywhere.

    [video=youtube;4vZ-iVDlplg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vZ-iVDlplg[/video]
     
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    It's unbelievable. One can only hope they were on the wind up.
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    Food comes from shops. That's all you need to know, kids.
     
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  13. Shameless

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    I know, I thought it was common knowledge they contain horsemeat.
     
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  14. Mick

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    My children just answered the question correctly. They are now well set to become the overlords of the mentally ******ed 'cheese comes from plants' children in about 20 years time.
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

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    With the recent revelation that much supermarket 'beef' actually comes from horse, who can confidently say that cheese doesn't come from plants?
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    What about egg plants?
     
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  17. BrAdY

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    with all the ****e scandals, you really can't be sure where cheese comes from unless you watch the horses actually udder the milk yourself <laugh>
     
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  18. gas

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    If things carry on as they are the kids here will end up as thick as the Paddies <wah>

    Or worse, they could be as ******ed as the Aussies<wah> <wah>
     
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    Or the Americans <yikes>.
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Nowt wrong with our education system old timer :)

    It's like a conveyor belt for the Jeremy Kyle show in Anglostan <laugh>
     
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