Alan Pardew Tribute and Love In Thread

Alan "Baldrick" Pardew always has a cunning plan. He's just one big cunning stunt. He's so cunning you could put a tail on him and call him a weasel.

 

Now that is not very nice. This is a love in, take your negative passion killing ways elsewhere at once!

 

she really is such an amazing babe

 

In recognition of Alan Pardew's decision to accept the offer of remaining in charge at Newcastle United the Pope has confirmed he's bringing forward the beatification of St Alan to the start of the new football season.

Pope Francis Jimileysbaldhead Warm Pouch Mario Bergoglio said after morning mass in the Vatican " Originally the beatification of St Alan was going to take place at Wembley Stadium 2014 after the 5-1 howking of Man Utd in the FA Cup final when he would have been presented with the cup, however after reading all the anti St Alan sh*te on not606 by people who must have got sand in their fannies after an indifferent league campaign, which can and does happen, I decided to dispense with protocol to piss them all off "

He went on to say after a *** break " Furthermore I hope all these anti St Alan whingers start sh*tting hedgehogs, their children are all born cross eyed and walk round in circles. Whilst I understand they may consider this is not the type of thing they want to hear from a holy man, they've boiled my papal piss so f*ck 'em'........may God be with you and Howay the Lads "

 

When my lad got married his best man contacted the club regarding the possibility of getting an autographed photo of St Alan. The next day Pardew rang him back, asked what my lad's name was and sent a photograph with a good luck message on it which was duly presented on the wedding day.

A nice touch from a good bloke.

 

Pity he wasn't a good manager.

 

That is a nice touch from St Al. I think he loves being the boss and loves working for the people up here. As someone passionate about football, he'll fully understand the anger of some fans. Nature of the beast and he wouldn't have it any other way. Lets hope he gets back on track next season and makes a few people eat their words.

If not he'll be walking the plank guaranteed!

 

I was actually making a reference to Alan Pardew the bloke and not indicating what he did makes him a good manager, that said I've made my views on Pardew and the situation last season known.

What I do find interesting is that such a bad manager wins the Barclay's Manager of the Year award and is also acknowledged by his peers by winning the LMA Manager of the year award. I've got no doubt those tactically inexperienced managers like Ferguson, Moyes, Wenger, Redknapp, Mancini etc are now thinking " If only we'd listened to the real experts on not606 before making our choice, what will people think of us now that the fella we picked has had a bad season "

I wouldn't mind betting Sir Alex brought his retirement forward because he couldn't live with shame, I'm also led to believe Man City got rid of Mancini because the owners found out he voted for Pardew and then lost faith in his judgement.

 

Alan Pardew, the man who said no, to Grecian 2000.

 

Sir Alan Pardew is the best-looking Manager we've ever had at Newcastle United.

This should be cause for celebration by itself.

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@TAGS!

'Padew is God'

Is that the Welsh pronunciation?

 

Nac ydy

 

His ability to constantly being bent over a barrel and letting mike Ashley have his way is quite admirable

 

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