If you want to be the Man City manager you must learn to..................

Original, useless and a colossal waste of space. This thread marks the peak of Godders' recent absurdist period, using threads to both annoy the unintelligent and captivate the true artisan posters with both witty and unique observations. Godders has enjoyed great achievement from his recent posting efforts and this particular attempt is no different.

 

Don't forget the magnificent ability to abuse ellipses.

 

I'll abuse anything and anyone.

 

I don't doubt that.

 

Oh, hello. Is this the surrealist thread?

 

I think that comment belongs on the Summer 2013 transfer rumour thread. 1126 posts and no one has an any idea what will happen.

 

The worst thread on the board. I love it.

"Ramirez! Boo! Yaay! Boo! Forren! Boo! Yaay! Boo! Random Player! Yaaay!" A million pages later nothing has happened.

 

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I have grown really fond of this guy. He has impeccable taste and astute analysis of what constitutes a quality thread.