Soppiest bollocks June nominations

Here we go again lads for another month, you know what to do

 

I may as well start. I would like to nominate you Steve, as you havn't been up for a while (so TC TELLS ME)

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You're always trying, I have to give you that Matt

 

Nominations so far,

(1) Kenny Jackett as the reigning champ.

(2) Brissy because he's so desperate for a trophy before he kicks the bucket!

(3) David Moyes for replacing Fergie at Old Trafford.

(4) Minxy because she feels left out after relegation to League 1.

(5) Shammer Saor Alba for his newbie pearler.

(6) Matt for this pearler claiming Blackpool are bidding £4m for their own player just two weeks before the season starts!

(7) Simon21 for suggesting that Leeds new signing Matt Smith is more prolific than Robin Van Persie!

(8) Our very own John Berylson for appointing Steve Lomas.

(9) Mystic Meg the train spotter for this prediction whopper!

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/215223-Will-Bournemouth-be-top-6-come-may

 

I nominate Brissy because in his own words, he's so desperate for a trophy before he kicks the bucket that it's almost frightening!

 

David Moyes for taking the Man U job. If he loses games he'll be slated, if he wins games it'll still be fergies team . A lose/lose hot seat

 

Couldn't agree more Phil and he's in

 

Get paid a fortune regardless of whether you win or lose, at worst get sacked and get a tidy payoff.

Yes Moyes is a total mug for taking the biggest job in England

 

Now I'm in L1 I'm cast aside

 

I would like to nominate Minxy, so she doesn't feel left out

 

True ! But will the money make him happy ? Personally I think he'll do well

 

We have rugby league caoch here, coached the Brisbane side for a number of years ( a very rich club) and was very successful. Eventually left and went to another club where he wasn't so successful ( not quite so rich). Now he's coaching another team and is merely 'middle of the table'. The Brisbane team under their new coach is also 'middle of the table'. Now, is it money or talent that wins games? Interesting to see how Moyes fares at Man U. Lots of money and lots of talent, but winning is everything.

 

I think the money will help, also I rate him as a manager so I would expect United to still do well.

Hopefully wrong as I hate them

 

She's in Matt and is always desperate for a trophy

 

I nominate newbie shammer Saor Alba for this pearler

Yet another **** sham newbie that registered just to try and give it on our board!

 

SORRY, HUMBLE APOLOGIES FOR LATE REPLY TO MAY'S AWARD. (Been on vacation)

Ladies (Minxy) Gentlemen and Commie dictator "Wallie Steve"

It gives me great pleasure to win the nomination of May's "Soppy Bollox Award".
Us Mighty Leeds Lads have been trying to force this award onto you wallies for ages (back me up OLOF) well we finally did it and that is to their out going Wallie Manager "Kenny cant Hackett" .
Whilst we are on the Managerial subject - LOMAS Stevie fecking Lomas, you got to be pissing us, he is a plant from your superior rivals from down the road, he will definately see the job through and that is back to league 1 for you lot .

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So its in the post, first class i may add, as no expense spared.

 

Is it in the post?

 

Whites but you're meant to start a new thread with the presentation!

****ing weeds can't do anything right!

 

Sorry Steve, just got back and heads a shed but you know what the bottom line is dont ya.....go **** ya self

 

Thought it would be along those lines but at least I made it bigger for you!

No worries mate , but just work on the Arabian accent like I said