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Worst England player you have ever seen?

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  1. Oxcanary

    Oxcanary Well-Known Member

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    Poised between a mediocre performance against Ireland and a potential humbling against Brazil it's time to assess the worst England player you have ever seen

    I would offer two that defy logic - Carlton Palmer - a relentless whirl of arms and legs to no purpose. However the worst ever has to be David Batty - an overrated clogger who was once used to advertise an England game dressed in stockings and suspenders! He was asked to take a penalty in a vital penalty shoot out which he missed ( he had never taken a penalty before). When he missed the bloke next to me shouted at the telly 'Don't know how to kick a ball coz you only know how to kick the opposition you ....!
     
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  2. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    John Barnes - a wizard in a Watford or Liverpool shirt, total dog-**** (excluding the odd decent goal) for England <ok>
     
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  3. Kent canary

    Kent canary Well-Known Member

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    Michael Ricketts
     
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  4. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I can go back further than most on here, but my one is quite recent, it has to be Scott Carson!
     
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  5. oh huckerby

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    Joey Barton how did he even get a call up?
     
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  6. danary

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    Probably not the worst ever but I think Emile Heskey deserves a mention.
     
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  7. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Geoff Thomas must make the list surely?
     
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    Hmmm, some fine contributions already.....I think worthy additions would be John Fashanu and Stuart Ripley.
     
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  9. JKCanary

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    Seth Johnson.
     
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  10. danary

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    Sven called up a few odd choices: Michael Ricketts, Zak Knight, Francis Jeffers to name but a few.
     
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    Downing?
     
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  12. Kent canary

    Kent canary Well-Known Member

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    Steve Guppy, David Nugent, Terry Fenwick, Richard Wright, Darius Vassell (got over 20 caps), Andy Sinton, Frazier Campbell, Mark Hateley
     
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    Through the 86 World Cup, all I heard was "Fenwick gives away a free kick", "Fenwick..that's a foul".....all apart from the time Maradonna got the ball and scored THAT goal. <grr>
     
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    Kent canary Well-Known Member

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    In fairness he tried to kick him but wasn't fast enough. There's only one f in fenwick.
     
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    Jay Bothroyd. Half a decent season at Cardiff, in the Championship and he was England quality. Proved without a doubt he wasn't.
     
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    This absolutely shocking player. My Dad heard a story about someone who knew him briefly during his youth stint at Arsenal, his attitude is apparently horrific he ignored everyone there, just turned up and done his thing.
     
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  18. Hairy Mary Quite Canary

    Hairy Mary Quite Canary Well-Known Member

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    He most certainly would make the list! My main memory of his illustrious England career was taking "that" shot which limped out for a throw in.
     
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    Robert Green,terrible displays whenever he played
     
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  20. General Melchett

    General Melchett Well-Known Member

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    Can't argue with any of the above, my first thought on reading the title was Carlton Palmer though! That said for sheer disappointment it would have to be John Barnes, so talented just never transfered his club form to England.

    Bah!
     
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