The Getting Pissed Thread

Seeing as its silly season and we're talking about favourite chip shops and favourite TV shows I just assumed that all you silly buggers on here have left it up to me for a similar thread about what alcohol you drink, any favourite pubs of yours and also if your'e willing to share any instances of you getting absolutely pissed beyond silly.

As for me, mostly lager any will do really I'm not fussed. Not much of a shorts drinker but usually have a brandy at Christmas. Been pissed loads of times, quite often ridicilously so but the most recent was when I was in Blackpool and was so pissed I couldn't read the menu in the curry house. Eating was fun too because most of the curry was on my shirt. Always liked the Westbourne whenever I was in town, free wifi, decent grub and booze and curry houses close by and not too far from the Vetch

 

At the moment, I'm downing a pint of Guinness.

 

I'm on Carlsberg tonight, bloody lovely

 

Currently sinking 1 or 2 Pear Strongbows ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5iOnaBNJ-A&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

XXXX Gold here

 

My Scottish so swim fcuk off!

 

Only just got in from the hospital, so with time being short it requires the special powers of Stella artios tonight!
Normally though it's Carling, Coors, Guiness or Bow depending how I feel. I'm also partial to the odd tot of whiskey or an occasional vodka.
I'm not fussed about the venue as long as the beverage is up to scratch

 

Careful you spill it on your lap top tonight FFS.

 

I'm going onto to the Corona's after the Guinness.

 

So when have you all got silly pissed then ?

 

Worthy cream flow , followed by either Jack Daniel's or southern comfort at the end of the evening /earl morn .in my much younger days I was very partial to cider(25p pint then ) but I had a very dangerous habit of vomiting in my sleep ,not a good habit to have .

 

Now then, what did swim do to make FFS spill is drink

 

On Stella earlier, until she told me to get off. Can I get a rissole here.........

 

I like a pint of lager, but rather partial to the odd Chivas , and a cognac now and then. Anyone tried that bottled carlsberg with lime in it already ? Saw it on advert last night. Reminds of corona and a slice of lime

 

I fcuking won't I'm using a three foot straw thanks to that bassarthaheis

 

So hows our little Miguella ? All tucked up, benny hat on?

 

Jäger, it's called Carlsbeg Zest it's what I'm on right now. Lovely too, I would recommend it.

 

Where the fcuk is Vila with my scran, bloody starving me.

 

Now I am partial to a Carling Zest, might have to get some tomorrow.

 

Me too it's running out. Supposed to be lovely day tomorrow and I'm seriously considering sitting in the garden all day and getting pissed