Only a young un but the one i miss the most is. First time i tasted this my mam said as she went in the shop " what do you want? " I replied " A secret! " ofcourse i meant a suprise and she brought me this out. "Whats this?!" -- " ITS WHAT YOU ASKED FOR A SECRET!" So i manned up and tried it! was delicious!!
Toffee Treets. And Creamola Foam. The Spanish baccy was a good call though, had forgotten all about that.
Stumbled across this Dutch lager called Hooergarten or something like that, go's very well with a slice of lemon & a condom.
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!!"
Not if you're careful, next time you see a crumbly struggling with the shopping, simply say 'are you OK, can I take that for you?' -then run like ****
Rhubarb rock - lurvely. . . . . and bumper bars - when I was a kid they appeared massive ! cost a massive 1d (an old penny fo those too young) spanish sticks with which we made 'spanish water'