Teutonic Feminist Wid Ye?

Some angry birds stormed one of they "top model" programmes

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I'll try and source a better pic of the speccy one who's giving Klum the big jubbly ra-ra in the face but the one on show here is a clear nae pinter.

I'd like to spend an evening discussing Virginia Woolf with her before unloading on her face

 

It's a decent set at least

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She looks like Helen Baxendale.

 

She does a bit.

Baxendale is getting better with age, I reckon.

Wasn't too fussed about her then saw her as a middle-aged mum in that Cuckoo series.

I'd annihalate at least one of her toilet-holes.

 

Nipples proudly erect, wouldn't surprise me if she's a little bit moist as well.

 

Wimmin are mental.

They protest about women being treated as sex objects how? By getting their tits oot.

 

Gambol nails the zeitgeist.

 

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And long may it continue.

 

Would it work the other way around?

I was planning on protesting about the obvious misandry in Boots commercials by standing outside their Head Office wagging my stauner aboot.

 

Today's fun fact:

the German word for bra is Büstenhalter

 

And they often lay them on sunloungers very early in the morning.

 

And dressing up as sluts and going on 'Slut Walks' to highlight rape.

Their brains aren't wired up properly.

 

I'm going to change my protest and highlight male rape instead.

By getting bummed half to death on Byres Road.

 

is that a different burd to the top one?? must be her nipples look like frisbees.

 

They are genuinely mad ****in mental. Up until puberty they are perfectly normal then their brains go ****in haywire.

 

I thought she was the speccy one barely visible in the top pic.

Beltgate could force me to rethink...

There's a wee green bit in the top pic that could be a bit of a belt

 

Am pretty certain it's the obscured burd.