Cheeky ****ing ****s

That'll be after they're in your house and have tied you to your bed

 

I would love to tip the ****er on it`s roof

 

Just clamp him, if that doesn't do the trick clamp his car, £250 release fee. Sorted.

 

Hopefully that will be the end of it.

 

It's like an episode of the Pink Panther. Coming up next week, SN is hassled by a blue-bottle as he tries to relax with the Sunday papers.

 

Here we go.

Two stoners get rinsed by the ****s next door.

Were do you live SN, I want to see this...

 

When you say asain are you being polite and theyre pakis or chinese?

Either way put a pillow case on your head with holes cut out for eyes and put a crucifix in their garden and set fire to it.

 

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Pakis

 

throw a burning koran at them. perhaps print a copy of that danish cartoon taking the piss out of mohammed and put it on his windscreen. Get an EDL balaclava and hang some st georges flags outside your house. Also when the estate agent comes to show people round during the day play really loud drum an bass the sort that has annoying MC's talking ****e all over the music..

 

also empty any **** you have in your loft into the skip.

 

I`m writing all this down

 

would imagine an EDL st georges flag would be enough to stop him parking on your drive.

 

Have you informed the local EDL branch of the new members?

Now put bacon rashers on ther door handles, that will make then think twice on parking on your drive.

 

Just chin the ****s!!

 

I'll kick your **** in tae you ****ing fat cockney ****.

 

I see.

 

How very dare you, you bald, fat, ginger ***got.

 

You ever considered working for the dipomatic service??