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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    The length of your penis?

    And are you happy with it?

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    ScotlandFanMuir, May 29, 2013
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ****in' tiny

    naw <wah>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 29, 2013
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    About average - 9 inches

    Aye, I suppose so.
     
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  4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I'm not insecure enough to actually measure it
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, May 29, 2013
  5. THFC6061

    THFC6061 Well-Known Member

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    Mine's 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule.
     
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    THFC6061, May 29, 2013
  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'd like a bigger one.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, May 29, 2013
  8. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    6.5 inches.

    I'm pretty happy with it, but I'm currently on a jelqing programme to increase both length and girth a bit
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    do tell
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't be happier.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 29, 2013
  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Decappitated?
     
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  15. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    The tip of your foreskin looks a bit moist and mouldy.
     
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    Well it involves edging, kegels and jelqing.

    Edge in the morning (**** up until you're about to sploodge, hold off, start again when your arousal level drops - do this 5-10 times)

    Kegels (tightening of the pelvic floor muscles) these muscles can be located by stopping mid-pee or by bobbing your stiffy up and down. If you use the stiffy method and hang a damp towel off the end it makes for a great workout. Usually do 1000 reps on the train

    Jelqing - after the edging in the morning, your penis will be heavy. In the shower at night, use shower gel to jelq (google this - cant be bothered explaining). This draws the blood into your lad, idealy do this when semi'd. Do this consistently and you'll get good gains
     
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  17. ScotlandFanMuir

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    Sounds worse than what the Nazi's did to torture the Jews.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, May 29, 2013
  18. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Would be interested in AfricanGer's response.
     
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    Ciaran, May 29, 2013
  20. Otto Flayshow

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    You should see the weeping sores on the underside of the scrotum.
     
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