Was away to Liverpool there on Friday for a stag weekend. It was all fun and games until I got home and had to ask the girl for 50p for a packet of crisps. ****ing bankrupt.
The state I was in mate it would've been like playing pool with a rope. Seemingly I was walking home on the Friday night asking every burd I passed - ''dae ye want a bare naked cuddle'' Cracking place though for anyone who hasn't been <rape>