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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Rehana Kausar and Sobia Kamar

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    The first gay Muslim couple to get married in the UK.

    There's a double bonus in that this wedding probably pisses off every lunatic about and, going from the grainy photos available, ah wid pump both of them.

    The skinny one first, right enough <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 28, 2013
  2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    I'd make them swallow my jizya
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, May 28, 2013
  3. LEROY FER 10

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    :emoticon-0109-kiss:Infidelicious
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I'd make the one on the left rape the one on the right with a dreidel while I watched.

    ****ing furiously in my rocking chair.
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm trying desperately to get an intifada/intae fanny joke to work, but it's not quite happening for me. <grr>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 28, 2013
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Call me cynical but I think that perhaps their civil partnership is an ingenious way of guaranteed political asylum.
     
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    Gambol, May 28, 2013
  7. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    When I say Infidelity is forbidden they'd better say Yasser
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, May 28, 2013
  8. RAVENBLACK

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    God will not recognise the abomination of **** and lezzers marriage.

    They will burn in hell.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 28, 2013
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Lezzers are allowed in pornographic entertainment for fapping purposes - Leviticus 12:4:6
     
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    Gambol, May 28, 2013
  10. RAVENBLACK

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    Oh right that passage must have been where the pages were stuck together.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, May 28, 2013

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. Shameless

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    They've got you licked <ok>
     
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  13. gas

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    Ah wid.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Persian Rug Munchers?
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 29, 2013
  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You've taken that too Farsi <coattime>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 29, 2013
  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    We need to sheikh this thread up
     
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    DevAdvocate, May 29, 2013
  17. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get tae **** the pair of ye's <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, May 29, 2013
  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I've accounted for the fact that both of them probably have pubes like a Mullah's beard

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  20. ScotlandFanMuir

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    I'd even pump the guy in the background on the top photo.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, May 29, 2013
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