The "who the **** Are Ya" thread...

Year Born: 1983
Brought Up (Town): East Belfast
Where you currenty stay: Wherever I lay my head is home
Marital Status: Single (though proposing soon)
Kids: Working on it
Religion: Scientologist
Race: Mixed race, British
Poltical View: Live and let live, we are all god's children
Education: Superb
Football team supported: Rangers
Sexual Preference: Straight
Favourite Alcohol: Special brew, bucky, tesco cider
Job: Perfume salesman in Boots

 

I am the urban spaceman baby
I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy.

I am the urban spaceman baby
now here's the twist.
I don't exist.

 

Some people call me the space cowboy.
Yeah! Some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice,
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.

 

I`m every woman
its all in me

 

...that lyric always makes me laugh. The durty hoor.

 

It was written with Tina in mind


Here comes another red card

 

Didn't Thomas Hardy write about Durban?

 

D'Urbervilles, fool. Don't let on that you read books, people will think you're gay.

 

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Was that not a Sherlock Holmes case?

 

Aye, Tess of the Baskervilles. She wasn't very pretty, bit of a dog by all accounts.

 

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Was Emily Watson in that?

 

Year Born: Not sayin
Brought Up (Town):Glasgow
Where you currenty stay: Garelochhead
Marital Status: Married
Kids: One
Religion:None
Race: Scots
Poltical View: Right WIng Socialist
Education: Degree
Football team supported:Celtic
Sexual Preference: Straight as the proverbial Die
Favourite Alcohol: Prefer weed
Job: Text Messenger​

 

Year Born: Early 80's (very)
Brought Up (Town): East-North Glasgow
Where you currently stay: Suburbia
Marital Status: Married
Kids: Two
Religion: God
Race: Mixed
Political View: Right Wing Capitalist
Education: 1no Standard Grade in OIS
Football team supported: The Glorious Glasgow Rangers
Sexual Preference: As often as possible
Favourite Alcohol: Red Wine and most spirits.
Job: Heating Engineer

 

Fixed

 

he wishes. 57 mare like

 

I just knew you would be the first to change someone else's words into a failed attempt at humour.


So blindingly predictable you have traversed parody.

 

I used to think it was " climb every woman ..."

there was a whole gender confusion issue going on with the song that was befuddling me

 

Traverse Parody... like it, sounds like one of the Beckhams kids


Brooklyn Joseph who was born March 4th, 1999.
Romeo James who was born on September 1st, 2002.
Cruz David who was born on February 20th, 2005.
Harper Seven who was born July 10th, 2011.
Traverse Parody who was born on not606, May 28, 2013